NewsJuly 8, 2024 3:08 PM ET3,229 views

Mastodon are now in the pickle business

Mastodon Pickle

Mastodon has ventured into the realm of pickle merch, with a collaboration with Kelly's Death Pickles. The collaboration sees each member of the band receiving their own flavor. 

Here are the product photos descriptions available on the Kelly's Death Pickles website:

Troy Sanders Diller Be Dilled - a traditional sour dill pickle exploding with garlic. (NO HEAT)

Bill Kelliher Dead and Butterslax - our take on traditional, sweet bread and butter pickles with some unique added spices. (NO HEAT)

Brann Dailor JalaBranño Dill - Jalapeño peppers infused into our dill pickle brine. (A KICK OF JALAPENO HEAT)

Dirty B. Hinds Dill with the Devil - The name says it all. The hottest heat from Carolina Reaper peppers and just a bit of beets for the color added to our dill brine. These are HOT!

The band notes that these pickles are only available for fans in the U.S. currently.

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anonymous 60 days ago

pickle THIS

anonymous 60 days ago

I enjoy a nice gherkin from time to time

anonymous 60 days ago

Waaaaaaay better than that incel, Tanner's Pickles. lol.

anonymous 60 days ago

used to buy grillos outside fenway from aaron bedarded

anonymous 60 days ago

No way these are better than Tanner's Pickles, no way.

anonymous 60 days ago

"used to buy grillos outside fenway from aaron bedarded" You could eat after looking at that?

anonymous 60 days ago

I wouldn't be able to drink a glass of water in the same room as that man

anonymous 60 days ago

kinkos labels.

anonymous 60 days ago

GOOstodon

anonymous 60 days ago

The pickle competition is fierce.

anonymous 60 days ago

Brady Ebert here. Got a job for me? I have nothing at all going on and I'm broke as shit.

anonymous 60 days ago

Crazy how the guys who wrote crusher destroyer could be so corny. Metal is for Reddit now

anonymous 60 days ago

Metal = Reddit Hardcore = 'gram Punk = TikTok

anonymous 60 days ago

This is the kind of weak shit that makes white women crave black men and/or Ronnie Radke. And I would know. I love pickles and my ex-gf

anonymous 60 days ago

I shove gerkins up my ass whilst eating one.




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