You fat, Judah Friedlander looking mother f*cker. You're going to die of cirrhosis to the liver and then I'm gonna nail your wife
*SLIDES INTO YOUR PROFILE COMMENTS WEARING 10 PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES*
I guarantee I can beat you in a Castlevania speed run. But not Simon's Quest. Oh no way.
Go on and slip me 2 Xanax bars i'm ready to get full.
I want you to come up my butt so that I can shit out your ass babies.
congratulations on your achievement. you''re a swell person who is very deserving
On this day in 1809, Humphry Davy, an English gay, performed modern rear fun for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.