Rosco
5/17/2019 7:46:48 AM
You fat, Judah Friedlander looking mother f*cker. You're going to die of cirrhosis to the liver and then I'm gonna nail your wife
virus_dot_exe
3/14/2017 3:23:29 PM
*SLIDES INTO YOUR PROFILE COMMENTS WEARING 10 PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES*
D0thack
10/18/2016 8:06:37 PM
I guarantee I can beat you in a Castlevania speed run. But not Simon's Quest. Oh no way.
Jemenez_Cricket
4/5/2015 2:09:55 PM
Go on and slip me 2 Xanax bars i'm ready to get full.
MarginError
10/11/2010 11:15:26 AM
I want you to come up my butt so that I can shit out your ass babies.
chicken_gang_bang
4/13/2010 1:04:08 AM
congratulations on your achievement. you''re a swell person who is very deserving
jenkem
7/28/2008 6:32:28 PM
On this day in 1809, Humphry Davy, an English gay, performed modern rear fun for the first time. Davy connected two wires to a battery and attached a charcoal strip between his butt cheeks. The charged carbon glowed, creating the first illuminated prostate.
*secretes lavishness