I call upon Satan the adversary, tormentor of Job and all the godly, guide me to the most sweet and poetic revenge upon RevFest. Brilliant Lucifer, clear my mind of all delusion. Free me from guilt and pity, that I may take full pleasure in RevFests misfortune at my hands. Make me clever and wise in my diabolical plans, that I may avoid retribution and further torment.
Hail Satan!
I call upon Satan the adversary, tormentor of Job and all the godly, guide me to the most sweet and poetic revenge upon RevFest. Brilliant Lucifer, clear my mind of all delusion. Free me from guilt and pity, that I may take full pleasure in RevFests misfortune at my hands. Make me clever and wise in my diabolical plans, that I may avoid retribution and further torment. Hail Satan!