THIS IS JUST IN: WAYNE STATIC RECEIVES AIDS FROM FELLOW BAND MEMBER ON TOUR; CANCELS ALL PUBLIC APPEARANCES DUE TO UNDENIABLE, GAY fun ACCUSATIONS. BUTTHURT gayS EVERYWHERE. OH THE HUMANITY
THIS IS JUST IN: WAYNE STATIC RECEIVES AIDS FROM FELLOW BAND MEMBER ON TOUR; CANCELS ALL PUBLIC APPEARANCES DUE TO UNDENIABLE, GAY fun ACCUSATIONS. BUTTHURT gayS EVERYWHERE. OH THE HUMANITY