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doomy nu-metal grindcore_ 5/7/2008 4:34:37 PM

The spiny anteater's four-headed phallus had been puzzling scientists. "When we tried to collect stuff by [electrically-stimulated ejaculation] before, not only did we not get a single drop, but the whole penis swelled up to a four-headed monster that wouldn't fit the female reproductive tract, which has only two branches," says Johnston.