NewsMay 24, 2007 4:42 PM ET3,391 views

Blessed By A Broken Heart completes new album

Blessed By A Broken Heart has finished up the recording process for their Century Media Records debut, titled "Pedal To The Metal." Produced by GGGarth (Atreyu, Trapt), the album will hit stores later this year. The band has issued the following statement: "We are very excited to announce that our record is finally done. Let me tell you, this is and will always be the greatest record of all time! Well, except for maybe Rick Astley's Whenever You Need Somebody, but it sure comes close! Anyway, I hope you guys make sure to pick up some Zubaz, Jordache, and LA Gears so you're completely ready for our global takeover! "The new album is now going to be called Pedal To The Metal and will blowout any speakers you play it from. Every song will get you hooked. All of the shreds hit harder and louder. The keyboard we used was actually bought directly from Eddie Van Halen (he was down on his luck and didn't want to just TAKE our money). I hope you are all as stoked as we are. I swear if you guys don't like it, I will eat my zebra spandex. We will have a new song up for you guys as soon as we can. So until then, scope out our summer tour dates and make sure to come out and say what's up."

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Hopeless 5/24/2007 1:47:28 PM

first ?

CRoss 5/24/2007 1:47:48 PM

first post.

CRoss 5/24/2007 1:48:19 PM

dammit. 20 seconds.

AntArchitect 5/24/2007 1:49:56 PM

The description alone will make me check it out. I love spandex...If it sucks I will be the first to let you know.

vdburns 5/24/2007 1:55:31 PM

Ironic 80's references (probably by kids who weren't even born in the 80's) are about as cool as the ironic scene girl with the Jay Z quote as her myspace headline.

withteeth 5/24/2007 1:58:08 PM

gay shit

sxecrackhead 5/24/2007 2:04:32 PM

i remember some gym shorts wearing idiot praised them so he put in their cd and it was a song of them trying to be funny while reciting the alphabet. i didnt think it could get any worse.

kenwregget 5/24/2007 2:04:45 PM

Not funny, not cool. If there is a God, may He do to this band what He did to Candiria while they were on tour.

gokillyourself 5/24/2007 2:07:12 PM

It's really pathetic that you would insult EVH, after all he has done for heavy music, that lead up to your unpromising carrer. Im sure this album is about a big of a joke as your pathetic attempt at humor.

bombs_away 5/24/2007 2:09:44 PM

fggts

methmouth 5/24/2007 2:18:35 PM

that's it, i give up.

gnarly_davidson 5/24/2007 2:21:50 PM

this band owes me a blow up love doll...gays

ninjamcninja 5/24/2007 2:32:52 PM

this will be gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes.

ryansmithxvx 5/24/2007 2:44:02 PM

yay! fancy coasters!

hxcobd 5/24/2007 2:47:46 PM

What the fck happened to this band? From decent melodic metalcore to..... terrible "FuNny" 80s metal? I don't fcking get it

Inquisiteur 5/24/2007 2:54:35 PM

are you fckin kidding?

holycitybradley 5/24/2007 3:13:18 PM

this album can never top the success of trapt

jerryseinfeld 5/24/2007 3:15:06 PM

great drum sounds

kittentown 5/24/2007 3:27:38 PM

Trapt.

tardarm 5/24/2007 3:43:34 PM

the sad thing is i grew up on eighties metal i still enjoy some of it but what the fck yhey can`t be original so rip off an era

hunt_fish_with_dynamite 5/24/2007 3:46:16 PM

If there is anything that represents homosexuality, it's this band.

mystic_penis 5/24/2007 4:16:20 PM

their shitty attempt at humor = fcking fail -Profesor Wright

XMxLX 5/24/2007 4:17:00 PM

this band is so fcking gay.......

thick_as_shit 5/24/2007 4:17:06 PM

shittiest band ever, no care. it offends me deeply a band like this exists

threexs 5/24/2007 4:39:14 PM

say what you want, their guitar player shreds like crazy

chinkeechicken 5/24/2007 4:49:10 PM

i will say what i want. and i will say their guitarist is the biggest piece of shit to ever come from between a womans legs. this band is horrible. and i am right. cause im the best.

thick_as_shit 5/24/2007 4:54:32 PM

amen, shitty band, gay dudes

enemy2casualty 5/24/2007 6:15:27 PM

jesus christ! I've never seen such a gaggle of gay gays b4 in my life!

ronniefuckingdobbs 5/24/2007 6:38:34 PM

HORRIBLE CANCER-INDUCING BAND NO LISTEN EVER

xGoblinx 5/24/2007 8:14:29 PM

This band has been a huge joke across Canada for some time, and now the rest of the world will see why.

metal_bob 5/24/2007 9:14:52 PM

posting this news just gave lambgoat aids

yourewakingup 5/24/2007 11:34:56 PM

this band defines the word gayry.

yourewakingup 5/24/2007 11:44:25 PM

and is eating articles of clothing scene-speak for a sign of disbelief? ETID: "If this ain't your favorite heavy release of the year, I'll eat my damn hat." BBABH: "I swear if you guys don't like it, I will eat my zebra spandex."

PwnyExpress 5/25/2007 2:17:36 AM

I don't like it, but how bout you eat my ass instead?

Fraility 5/25/2007 3:07:25 AM

My speakers will not blowout. If they have to put up with such shittyness, i'm sure they'll get up and leave me :( And i'm sorry, did he just admit to having zebra spandex? gay! ALL

Emmett 5/25/2007 8:39:48 AM

"I swear if you guys don't like it, I will eat my zebra spandex." hahahahahaha

Robotic_Empire 5/25/2007 8:45:56 AM

this can't be a real press release

xGETEVENx 5/26/2007 4:37:55 AM

Sure, the guitar player may have more talent in his pinky then I do in my entire body, but thats doesn't change that this is actually the fcking queerest band in existence. Even god hates this band.




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