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Post Commenthorrible band horrible horrible horrible band... horrible
job for a cowboy? more like shit fcking band!
horrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEble band, guys. it's "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" rememeber? idiots.
great. fck metal blade, fck this band, and fck their neanderthal fans. watered-down horseshit pretend death metal. horrendous.
breesus christ this will bree the mosh.
if you arent so serious about metal all the time, you asses would enjoy this band. sure they may take themselves seriously, but does that mean you have to? enjoy their over the top breakdowns and shitty speedparts.
DIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDEIDIDIEEIEIE fck these guys fck metal blade fck myspace fck everything. still, a better sign than "forever in terror".
This band fcking sucks...so getting signed to a shitty giant label doesn't surprise me.
By: ToDieFor on 6/8/2006 9:32:07 PM it's funny how JFAC gets this whole fcking "BRREEEE" bullshit. there's about 10 thousand bands that do the same sorta shit. yeah, pig squeals are new. fckin dipshits.
News Snippet, 03/07: Job for a Cowboy dropped by Metal Blade.
i was sort of stoked on their new demo track, less BREEs and gay breakdowns. Seemed decently put together, then I saw them live. Absolute horseshit live... soooooooo boring.
From their Purevolume: "With the oldest member still in high school, Job for a Cowboy is striving to remain loyal to their D.I.Y. roots," Obviously.
"freakboy666 6/10/2006 11:59:33 AM fck These guys. Horrible live!! "......says the dumbfck with Silverstein and Slipknot in his profile.
god DAMNIT why the fck do bands like this get singed while bands who try and write good music stay fcked forever and cant find drummers its not fcking fair, fck you job for a gay dck shit
Savior_To_None 6/10/2006 12:38:45 PM Well, they are better than Converge. <---smartest person on this goddamn blurb
As much as I like JFAC, they are nowhere comparible or better than Converge.
gimme a BRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEak metal-blade, for fcks sake guys....hahahahahahahahaha
these kids better enjoy their 30 minutes of fame... they're riding the coatails of a trend that can't possibly pick up any speed or stick around much longer, especially since this band is fcking boring.
phobophile 6/10/2006 10:25:47 AM "myspace" buzz-band is more like it
who gives a shit........oh yeah whoever says this band is better than converge is absolutely fcking retarded.......wow!
BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE BREEEEEEEEEEEEE
favor For A Cowboy will carry their shitty music over to a new label. Big deal.
any news that pisses off you gays is good news. hey cory... i'll just get the review over with, 3/10.
It's not "cool" to hate on this band, they are fcking terrible. Everything about this band is fcking terrible, even down to it's fans. This trend will fade out soon enough and these gays will be forced to jump the next shitty trend.
yourewakingup 6/10/2006 1:06:21 PM these kids better enjoy their 30 minutes of fame... they're riding the coatails of a trend that can't possibly pick up any speed or stick around much longer, especially since this band is fcking boring.
this band sucks live. seriously. oh yeah and on recording. can anyone still take metal blade seriously these days.
i coulda swore you people were on their nutsack before they got all the hype.
why do all you motherukers hate this band so much did they personally come over and fck your mothers or someshit?? ,.., you love what you hate.
Alright they suck, get over it, we get the fcking picture...
no im pretty sure they sucked before the hype too lol
awesome. gayry will not have a better label and better distribution!
[obligatory hate post to gain eCredibility]
Once again MetalBlade goes on to sign another shitty generic band. This is old news. shit band, shitty dudes.
now i can pick up my jfac fix with my american idol releases
Whoa whoa. Job For A Cowboy better than Converge? Smoking any poles lately? Even new Converge is much much better than JFAC. And I still think JFAC is alright... But Converge OWNS Job For a Cowboy.
This band are extremely boring and long, at the 5 song you only got sleep. Don't buy this album if your don't get sleep. Their material is too politics for me and I don't know Ron Reagan
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! WHAT THE fck?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??? fck YOU!!!!! fck THIS BAND! fck LAMBGOAT! MOST OF ALL fckING METAL BLADE! fck!!!
P.S. if I read one more "bree" comment I'm going to bomb all of your houses.
yea, i think there's about 2,000,000 other bands that do the whole REEEEEEE thing. get over it guys.
haha so like a total of 40 ppl (im not counting all the posts cus im sure some of you lamers have multiple names here at lambgoat) are pissed off. i dont like JFAC, but goddamn... ITS ONLY MUSIC, gayS. You'll forget about it in 3 days. trust me.
if everyone hates these guys this much , you know there album is gonna sell amazingly. good job guys , great guys great band i think metal blade is smart for hookin these guys up
congrats dudes, but lol @ getting the news from MTV
Tom from myspace from garnish a portion of their royalties.
This band play really tight music for their age, and when their record comes out, tons of people will buy it... and you will all still be sitting in front of your mom's computer screen complaining about it.
808core...these dudes must have been really bummed at the connotation of their name after Brokeback Mountain came out
"This band play really tight music for their age, and when their record comes out, tons of people will buy it... and you will all still be sitting in front of your mom's computer screen complaining about it."
This whole BREEcore genre is the new metalcore. If you want to blame someone for making it trendy blame Despised Icon because thats who everyone is trying to copy. Just look at myspace there is hundred billion bands like this right now.
Formula = Weak Deathmetal Riff + Pseudo Grindcore Part + BREE + Bury Your Dead breakdown.
oh god...don't care. never paid any attention to em.
these guys are fcking terrible. i cannot stress this enough.
lesbiansasquatch 6/11/2006 1:39:49 AM Formula = Weak Deathmetal Riff + Pseudo Grindcore Part + BREE + Bury Your Dead breakdown.
*stands as single tear runs down face*
bunch of haters, i've seen this band go from playing 10 peopls shows to 1000 people concerts. i wish the best of luck
All you gays need to stop bitching all day long about this band. They're obviously doing something right, because they got signed to Metal Blade while your shitty band is still in your garage. Almost 90 comments? Holy fck.
that means absolutley nothing, metal blade has been signing lots of shit bands lately. you gays sticking up so vehemently for this band makes you even bigger gays than they are.
what a surprise, wow, big surprise, band that sucks and gets huge hype gets signed to big sem-indie lndie label. Who Metal Blade whos age limit is no one over 21
for a band thats hated by so many... sure gets a lot of fcking attention. good or bad... it's still attention.
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34t4v461n4 6/11/2006 3:16:28 PM for a band thats hated by so many... sure gets a lot of fcking attention. good or bad... it's still attention. exactly.
the record will surface in spring of 2007, at which point nobody will care about this band or even remember that this was posted in the first place. ride the hype fellas. its a short and fun one.
"808core...these dudes must have been really bummed at the connotation of their name after Brokeback Mountain came out"...best comment ever. Maybe the gave the owner of metalblade a BJ?
It's pretty shitty when a band's concept of deathmetal is along the lines of despised icon. The scene kids needed a new "genre." It will pass. It's not going to sway me from listening to real deathmetal or grind.
job for a cowboy is awesome. and brees are awesome. you guys are gays. go listen to your shitty black metal.
this band is such fcking garbage. if you like this youre probably also digging the new underoather pretty hard too.
Job For A Cowboy tonight ( at Infest in NJ ) told me directly that they turned Metal Blade down because Metal Blade requires 4 CDs per band. Jesse from # 12 LLU also confirmed this.
^^ That's funny...because i know for a fact that this deal is happening...unless the band is somehow pulling out at the last minute. Metal Blade has confirmed on many occasions that they're signing the band and have done all but announce it.
what the fck ever. this band is marketable and you all know it. i don't even particularly like em but i'm not gonna hate like 90% of you gays on here do.
meh. i can take some "bree" but enough with the weak songwriting & breakdowns already.
threexs 6/10/2006 12:10:47 PM From their Purevolume: "With the oldest member still in high school, Job for a Cowboy is striving to remain loyal to their D.I.Y. roots," Obviously. <--- ROFL
JFAC is a not a bad band compared to half the shit that has come off of Myspace...
I bet people would like JFAC more if they played everything they do now at 280bpm and used a bunch of clangy bash chords... Congrats JFAC, hope ypu read that contract at least 4 times. Haters are STILL gay.
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Did someone just say BREEcore? Holy ass piss, Death Metal is officially dead. The only reason why a handful of these noobs even know a few real Brutal/Death bands is because one of the douche bags from Suicide Silence was wearing one of their shirts.
HELL YEAH THIS IS A GOOD ASS BAND GREAT NEWS TO HEAR THEY GOT SIGN
gay WANNABE DEATH METAL BAND SUCK dck NO CARE fckING EVER BITCHES
ColeyThrash, Why does it matter how people find out about bands they end up becoming fans of? Maybe you should quit paying attention to what people wear and start listening to music. And for the record...Suicide Silence aren't douche bags.
Deathcore eh? Why are all these bands labeled that when they sound nothing like death metal? Because they have deep growls here and there?
god damn, this has 5000 views and over 100 comments. you guys sure do like to talk about bands you think suck.
Why would I want to listen to music? Especially this kind, you can't even understand what they are saying. Silly piggies. I just want to look good.
brokeback mountain deathcore bullshit die
This band is really not deserving of this...I'm pretty sure they used to be a shitty metalcore band and then this style they're doing got popular. Whatever, gonna be good for them though.
what the hell are u talking bout? good music, even if i heard them 5 years ago, i´m sure i liked there stuff... u all talking to much bout trends and lost the focus on the music....wake up gays
wow finally , another band that gets more shit talked about them than my old band ,good job guys your defintly going to be huge
more BREEEEEEEEakedowns!! wow, I thought of that one on my own...
This band fcking owns, WAY BETTER THAN SHITTY CONVERGE!!! God i know how much shit im gunna get for this, but seriously, converge wishes they could be as good aS JFAC. Late congrats on the signing. Get over it shitty converge lovers...LOL
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first post, fck this band.