NewsMay 11, 2006 9:35 PM ET10,238 views

Full Blown Chaos singer bitten by black widow

Official press release: After a great show in Ft. Lauderdale, Full Blown Chaos went back to their hotel room to party. Vocalist Ray Mazzola states, "I had a couple of large Jager beverages and passed out on the floor of the room." The next day Ray felt a lingering pain in his knee. "I have never felt such a sense of inner blight," says FBC's frontman. Still not missing the show that night, Ray became immobilized after their set and "took a bunch of antihistamines to bring the cantaloupe sized swelling down." Ray continued to feel soreness and cramping in his joints/muscles. He felt his blood boiling and having fever, nausea, sweats, and shakes. With concern, Ray asked nature buff Gary Holt of Exodus to take a look at his knee. Gary instantly told Ray that he was bitten by a black widow. After going to the hospital, Ray found out the truth to Gary's claim. He was bitten by a Southern Black Widow in his sleep. Too late to receive treatment, Ray had to endure the symptoms and deal with sporatic pain and stiffness. With all this pain, FBC only missed two Canadian dates to follow up with the doctor. In conclusion, Ray states, "fuck spiders."

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thelame_o 5/11/2006 6:41:32 PM

fck spider, indeed.

cnnole 5/11/2006 6:41:41 PM

hah damn that sucks. first post...

That_Is_Right 5/11/2006 6:45:57 PM

that's a solid statement.

upperdeckered 5/11/2006 6:47:41 PM

hahahahahhaha "fck spiders" hahahhaha

loki 5/11/2006 6:47:57 PM

WHOA! FIRST POST HUH YOU fckING DIPSHIT!!!! p.s. what a trooper

ass_cobra 5/11/2006 6:49:28 PM

"I have never felt such a sense of inner blight"

PowerandtheGlory 5/11/2006 6:49:42 PM

A new war, the war on spiders. "THIS BLOOD WILL FLOW!"

truthsayer 5/11/2006 6:54:53 PM

"This song's about killin' terrori...er, spiders!"

axl_bundy 5/11/2006 6:54:55 PM

o rly spider

omgwhatacoolx 5/11/2006 6:55:35 PM

spiders suck.

bolognapony 5/11/2006 6:55:46 PM

I cannot believe that this happened. "nature buff Gary Hold of Exodus"...bahahahaha

SETHDLH 5/11/2006 6:56:07 PM

ive been bitten by a brown recluse. i agree with ray "fck spiders"

snails 5/11/2006 6:56:19 PM

8=======D ~o ~o ~o ~o ~o

grudgecityhxc 5/11/2006 6:59:28 PM

LOL

shredmyaxe 5/11/2006 7:00:46 PM

That's pretty metal.

grudgecityhxc 5/11/2006 7:00:55 PM

oh, and i wonder if southern black widows are heavier than regular black widows

cryptic_slaughter 5/11/2006 7:07:43 PM

good news item

xgabex 5/11/2006 7:12:31 PM

i got bit by a brown recluse and that ended up with me having to have surgery and owing $35000 in medical bills.

IronBallsMcMighty 5/11/2006 7:15:31 PM

fck spiders? fck you fatty!

Spike 5/11/2006 7:16:08 PM

So.. is he dying then? Aren't a black widows bite fatal?

SETHDLH 5/11/2006 7:24:01 PM

Spike 5/11/2006 7:16:08 PM So.. is he dying then? Aren't a black widows bite fatal? they can be in large numbers on infants or elderly, but on an adult its highly unlikely to die from a black widow

sacralplexus 5/11/2006 7:34:28 PM

way to pass out on the floor

_AND_ 5/11/2006 7:38:20 PM

bad band, good story.

sweetzombiejesus 5/11/2006 7:55:39 PM

Wow. More news items like this, plz.

UrkelBot 5/11/2006 8:06:49 PM

wow, this is really funny. Why didn't he die?

jwcp 5/11/2006 8:11:31 PM

best news post on lambgoat ever

mefuckyeah 5/11/2006 8:14:55 PM

haha "fck spiders"

drewcifer 5/11/2006 8:52:13 PM

the consultation of Gary Holt is the best part. "dude, should i go to a doctor?" "no man, just ask gay from exodus."

BigFatJohn 5/11/2006 9:06:04 PM

old school football players played with broken jaws and concussions, musicians should play with painful spider bites

tomgilk 5/11/2006 9:16:07 PM

THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, I HAVE THEIR BACKS, THEY ARE THE CLOSEST THINGS TO BLOOD THAT I HAVE

Kevl 5/11/2006 9:18:31 PM

I would actually go see Full Blown Chaos play if they changed all their lyrics to anti spider

killboston 5/11/2006 9:19:33 PM

what? no paypal account set up??????

huh 5/11/2006 9:25:39 PM

holy shit

woodwater 5/11/2006 9:35:37 PM

SETHDLH 5/11/2006 7:24:01 PM --- Take it from this kid, he got bit by a spider and missed American Nightmare/Converge.

hxcobd 5/11/2006 9:47:46 PM

hahahahahahahhaha, what a weird ass news article

murdermittenmatt 5/11/2006 9:48:39 PM

yea spiders are teh fcking suxorz

deadwithfear 5/11/2006 9:52:20 PM

greatest piece of news ever

mobab 5/11/2006 9:55:54 PM

hahahaha these guys are great

xnvb 5/11/2006 9:57:00 PM

Hahaaa. fcking dominated by a spider. Seriously though, fck spiders. I agree.

gaylarmed 5/11/2006 9:58:13 PM

fck FBC, DUH!

zero_x_potential 5/11/2006 10:04:00 PM

hahahahaha

sawtooth 5/11/2006 10:19:43 PM

hahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHA best news ever. hilarious

arsonaut 5/11/2006 10:57:49 PM

everyone should send copies of Arachniphobia to this gus house

xtroyx 5/11/2006 11:32:49 PM

hah this isn't even news.

holycitybradley 5/12/2006 12:04:18 AM

Ray asked nature buff Gary Holt of Exodus ---- proof that there is a thin line between metalheads and hippies

splintermouth 5/12/2006 12:06:41 AM

sense of inner blight> WTF....this guy needs to put down the kafka and quit sleeping on the floor at dive hotels

buttfucking 5/12/2006 12:08:55 AM

what does this have to do with anything relevant? are you trying to teach us a lesson here?

weird_beard 5/12/2006 12:31:51 AM

Arachnaphobia scared the shit out of me!!!

Ihavtop 5/12/2006 1:40:15 AM

Does this mean he's going to be the next Spiderman?

a_new_religion 5/12/2006 1:56:36 AM

after a "great" show? thats opinion, not news!

a_new_religion 5/12/2006 1:56:48 AM

ps l o fcking l

marching_band_rules 5/12/2006 2:26:06 AM

fcking hilarious. best piece of news ever. fck spiders indeed.

thisheartscoma 5/12/2006 3:10:18 AM

i lol'd hard

perilsofreasoning 5/12/2006 3:33:07 AM

i'm glad he's ok. i saw black widows for the first time 2 weeks ago scared the shit out of me

cydrx 5/12/2006 3:48:51 AM

fck this band and the spider that bite him

fsovercrooks 5/12/2006 6:20:46 AM

pics or it didnt happen

theyuppiegrinder 5/12/2006 6:52:36 AM

i read this yesterday and i laughed my ass off. best news article in lg history.

onemanbarfight 5/12/2006 7:40:50 AM

Spiders are pretty fcking tough. I hear camel spiders eat babies and other small animals in Iraq.

justinFTD 5/12/2006 8:53:40 AM

BUHAHAHA, aw seth

jaynumber13 5/12/2006 8:53:45 AM

"He felt his blood boiling" -------Drama queen.

vegans_Taste_good 5/12/2006 9:24:25 AM

holy shit

girls_who_run 5/12/2006 9:31:35 AM

the spider was a webmaster

forumdrama 5/12/2006 10:09:19 AM

LOL material

Check_Your_Vital_Signs 5/12/2006 12:25:54 PM

"fck me? fck you, fck hardcore, fck spiders etc......."

nashvegas 5/12/2006 1:30:49 PM

Full Blown Swelling

josh213 5/12/2006 1:35:55 PM

What will all the XedgeX homos do???

truthsayer 5/12/2006 1:52:04 PM

Full Blown Chaos isn't even remotely straightedge. You should feel fcking stupid.

NIGdestroyer 5/12/2006 1:58:22 PM

EAT FOOD!!!!

DannibalTheCannibal 5/12/2006 2:29:25 PM

i heard he actually got bit by these fruits www.blackwidowmetal.com/index.asp

xdrinkfightfuckx 5/12/2006 3:04:32 PM

"took a bunch of antihistamines to bring the cantaloupe sized swelling down." Translation: Finished off the Jager, chased it down with some Vicodin, and capped it off with some chronic bong tokes. FULL BLOWN fckED UP!!!!!!!

fatbillybottom 5/12/2006 3:15:35 PM

hahahhahahahahaha

Turd_Ferguson 5/12/2006 3:38:41 PM

That fool has to drink like 90 bottles of Jager...ol big ass...lol

youlgsareclueless 5/12/2006 3:46:28 PM

thats crazy that it didn't fck him up more ...ray has all types of immune system problems allergies etc

hollowmenwillburn 5/12/2006 4:16:58 PM

Im pretty sure he beat the shit out of the spider after the "bitting", then called it gay! That dude is dead serious and is very much like a pirate.

hardware 5/12/2006 4:43:50 PM

I don't know if I should say he is Tough or Stupid.

chiz 5/12/2006 7:35:32 PM

thats tuff luck there bro.that had to kill when the booze wore off.

peno 5/13/2006 11:54:58 AM

Thats metal.

strongislandsfinest 5/13/2006 4:54:45 PM

yeah bro that spider definatly got fcked up. love this band

xxsmokemethxx 5/14/2006 4:14:43 PM

spider prolly likes good music

moshandroll 5/14/2006 7:04:18 PM

this is so random

withdeadhandsrising 5/14/2006 10:50:10 PM

DROWN IN AGGGONNNYYYY! OPENNN! THE FAAANNNGGGSSS!

LordofChaos 5/15/2006 11:47:28 AM

had to be the biggest knee in recorded history!

TrueColorsDontRun 5/16/2006 9:27:15 AM

brown recluse spiders are no joke (whoever was talking about that before) and why the hell did someone post Black My Heart lyrics?

prettymetal 6/14/2006 10:57:40 AM

mosh on it brah! call it a gay and n00b!




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