NewsFebruary 2, 2022 9:50 PM ET6,046 views

Gored In The Heart Of Texas Fest 2022 announced

North Central Texas will play host to a bevy of death metal and grind acts this fall via Gored In The Heart Of Texas Fest 2022. The festival will take place September 23 and 24 at Haltom Theater in Haltom City, TX and its current line-up is as follows:

Brodequin
Regurgitation
Malignancy
Incinerate
Atoll
Stabbing
Dyskinesia
Flesh Hoarder
Putrid Womb
Reviled
Virulent Excision
Architectural Genocide
Deflowered
Moiscus
Gross Load
Defiled Crypt
Defleshed and Gutted
Oily Anal Discharge
Cannibal Abortion
Peeling Flesh
Saprogenous
Glutton For Punishment
Grieve
Scaphisim
Demonseed
Asphyxiation Infecta

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anonymous 358 days ago

Can't read the band name fest

rick_tocchet 358 days ago

These were all the STD's I accrued in college and by golly the band names are what my c*ck looked like during all the different infections. Brings back memories! Good times broz.

anonymous 358 days ago

They copy pasted the same logo over and over

anonymous 358 days ago

More like Gored in The Butt Fest

anonymous 358 days ago

I can smell this festival

anonymous 358 days ago

this isn't news. no one on this site including the mods have ever heard of any band on this save the members and their friends. more hack journalism attempting to be witty on a dual fb post

anonymous 358 days ago

Fat pigeon-toed dudes with back acne wearing tight-fitting size XL shirts are stoked.

anonymous 358 days ago

Dudes who have infatuations with all varieties of penis, profuse vomiting, and shitting are really, really stoked.

anonymous 358 days ago

Too bad being a "straight" male isn't a requirement for performing at this festival. 90 percent of the bands would have to cancel.

anonymous 358 days ago

Smells like Someone Needs A Shower fest

anonymous 358 days ago

FESTIVAL TITLE CHANGED TO "Gored in the Heart of Anus" Due to personal hygiene issues with every band on the bill.

anonymous 358 days ago

Can't read the band name fest >>> Word wtf is with death metal band logos? Do bands create them to see how more unreadable they are than another band? Undeath's logo is ridiculously unreadable. How come this overhyped crap from a city which never produced a band worth a sh it isn't on this? I would legit lmao if a death metal band had a varsity letter font.

anonymous 358 days ago

Dudes who shit their own pants for sport, scratch and smell community taint, and worship semen are ecstatic to be playing this festival.

anonymous 358 days ago

will be out drinking 11 dollar tall boys during every band except maybe gross load

anonymous 358 days ago

Damn the comments section is SALTY that Brutal Death exists LOL

anonymous 358 days ago

comment section filled with a bunch of brads and chads in their moms basement bring on the brutalz

anonymous 358 days ago

Imagine the smell at this fest

anonymous 358 days ago

Oily Anal Discharge new single has a feature from Scott Vogel

anonymous 358 days ago

only going for gross load then popping off a few of my own

anonymous 358 days ago

I've lived in Texas almost my entire life and I've never heard of Haltom City. So this is the perfect place for a bunch of bullshit no one's heard of aside from the band members' and their moms.

anonymous 358 days ago

Gross Load changed my life

anonymous 358 days ago

"I can smell this festival" LOLd.

anonymous 358 days ago

Fun Fact: Oily Anal Discharge is Keith Buckley's new band!

anonymous 358 days ago

Virgins who cant play guitar in this comment section

anonymous 358 days ago

"What's that, you can't read our name? It's ok, you've never heard of us anyway" Gee I wonder if there's gonna be more guys than girls at this festival.

anonymous 358 days ago

Brodequin are f*cking sick, not sure a fest is worthy for one band, but this looks fun. Perhaps....

anonymous 358 days ago

I've lived in Texas almost my entire life and I've never heard of Haltom City. So this is the perfect place for a bunch of bullshit no one's heard of aside from the band members' and their moms. ^^^^^^ It's near Ft. Worth and you're a liar from California.

anonymous 358 days ago

The Anus at night, is big and bright............ deep in the heart of Texas

anonymous 358 days ago

"Dudes who shit their own pants for sport, scratch and smell community taint, and worship semen are ecstatic to be playing this festival."

anonymous 358 days ago

The only fest six feet under could actually headline

anonymous 358 days ago

lol this comment section filled with "metalheads"

anonymous 358 days ago

Image the resulting childhood obesity

anonymous 358 days ago

lol this comment section filled with "metalheads" ^^^^^ Porno grind and slam metal = total incels Not liberal.

anonymous 358 days ago

I like Oily Anal Discharge, but hey, I've always been a sucker for a good melody.

anonymous 358 days ago

lulz druuls. is this Skram music? never heard of the bands on this bill.

anonymous 357 days ago

Say what you want about this style of music, at least these dudes don't take themselves too seriously.

anonymous 357 days ago

LMMFAO @ grown men giving their bands these names & paying to see these bands. Hey Vitalo how come you didn't get Undeath on this? You booked them for a hardcore show that weekend? A show with people who don't pay $25 or more for a t-shirt.

anonymous 357 days ago

name generator fest

anonymous 357 days ago

What's that, you can't read our name? It's ok, you've never heard of us anyway" Gee I wonder if there's gonna be more guys than girls at this festival. >> Of course you wonder, you're a typical closet homosexual homophobe.

anonymous 357 days ago

You had me at Malignancy...but that's really about it.

anonymous 357 days ago

Vended should be the headliner. This is bullshit.

anonymous 353 days ago

Isn't Oily Anal Discharge the band that has the GWAR kid from Jerry Springer as a member?

anonymous 262 days ago

You can tell that a bunch of single mom f*cking, I drive a charger, pussy band listening, look at my new haircut, black craft apparel wearing, truly drinking, I get lit all day weed smoking, dick heads are in this comment section. Talking about the bands and fans smell... bro why YALL so sweaty? Go enjoy some deathcore with your girlfriends that you emotionally and mentally abuse be she f*cks your pathetic ass.

anonymous 262 days ago

I wrote that shit... My names Robert Broussard and I play drums for DISMALITY out of Houston TX. Thickneck Taylor is a PIMP

anonymous 22 days ago

Imagine complaining about Brodequin?! Malignancy.... or Stabbing?! Entire comment section probably worships Pantera and White Chapel.




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