Gored In The Heart Of Texas Fest 2022 announced

Can't read the band name fest

These were all the STD's I accrued in college and by golly the band names are what my c*ck looked like during all the different infections. Brings back memories! Good times broz.

They copy pasted the same logo over and over

More like Gored in The Butt Fest

I can smell this festival

this isn't news. no one on this site including the mods have ever heard of any band on this save the members and their friends. more hack journalism attempting to be witty on a dual fb post

Fat pigeon-toed dudes with back acne wearing tight-fitting size XL shirts are stoked.

Dudes who have infatuations with all varieties of penis, profuse vomiting, and shitting are really, really stoked.

Too bad being a "straight" male isn't a requirement for performing at this festival. 90 percent of the bands would have to cancel.

Smells like Someone Needs A Shower fest

FESTIVAL TITLE CHANGED TO "Gored in the Heart of Anus" Due to personal hygiene issues with every band on the bill.

Can't read the band name fest >>> Word wtf is with death metal band logos? Do bands create them to see how more unreadable they are than another band? Undeath's logo is ridiculously unreadable. How come this overhyped crap from a city which never produced a band worth a sh it isn't on this? I would legit lmao if a death metal band had a varsity letter font.

Dudes who shit their own pants for sport, scratch and smell community taint, and worship semen are ecstatic to be playing this festival.

will be out drinking 11 dollar tall boys during every band except maybe gross load

Damn the comments section is SALTY that Brutal Death exists LOL

comment section filled with a bunch of brads and chads in their moms basement bring on the brutalz

Imagine the smell at this fest

Oily Anal Discharge new single has a feature from Scott Vogel

only going for gross load then popping off a few of my own

I've lived in Texas almost my entire life and I've never heard of Haltom City. So this is the perfect place for a bunch of bullshit no one's heard of aside from the band members' and their moms.

Gross Load changed my life

"I can smell this festival" LOLd.

Fun Fact: Oily Anal Discharge is Keith Buckley's new band!

Virgins who cant play guitar in this comment section

"What's that, you can't read our name? It's ok, you've never heard of us anyway" Gee I wonder if there's gonna be more guys than girls at this festival.

Brodequin are f*cking sick, not sure a fest is worthy for one band, but this looks fun. Perhaps....

I've lived in Texas almost my entire life and I've never heard of Haltom City. So this is the perfect place for a bunch of bullshit no one's heard of aside from the band members' and their moms. ^^^^^^ It's near Ft. Worth and you're a liar from California.

The Anus at night, is big and bright............ deep in the heart of Texas

"Dudes who shit their own pants for sport, scratch and smell community taint, and worship semen are ecstatic to be playing this festival."

The only fest six feet under could actually headline

lol this comment section filled with "metalheads"

Image the resulting childhood obesity

lol this comment section filled with "metalheads" ^^^^^ Porno grind and slam metal = total incels Not liberal.

I like Oily Anal Discharge, but hey, I've always been a sucker for a good melody.

lulz druuls. is this Skram music? never heard of the bands on this bill.

Say what you want about this style of music, at least these dudes don't take themselves too seriously.

LMMFAO @ grown men giving their bands these names & paying to see these bands. Hey Vitalo how come you didn't get Undeath on this? You booked them for a hardcore show that weekend? A show with people who don't pay $25 or more for a t-shirt.

name generator fest

What's that, you can't read our name? It's ok, you've never heard of us anyway" Gee I wonder if there's gonna be more guys than girls at this festival. >> Of course you wonder, you're a typical closet homosexual homophobe.

You had me at Malignancy...but that's really about it.

Vended should be the headliner. This is bullshit.

Isn't Oily Anal Discharge the band that has the GWAR kid from Jerry Springer as a member?

You can tell that a bunch of single mom f*cking, I drive a charger, pussy band listening, look at my new haircut, black craft apparel wearing, truly drinking, I get lit all day weed smoking, dick heads are in this comment section. Talking about the bands and fans smell... bro why YALL so sweaty? Go enjoy some deathcore with your girlfriends that you emotionally and mentally abuse be she f*cks your pathetic ass.

I wrote that shit... My names Robert Broussard and I play drums for DISMALITY out of Houston TX. Thickneck Taylor is a PIMP

Imagine complaining about Brodequin?! Malignancy.... or Stabbing?! Entire comment section probably worships Pantera and White Chapel.