'Bigfoot metal band' Troglodyte announce new album, debut lead single
Official press release:
Bigfoot-inspired death metal band Troglodyte has re-emerged from the Missouri wilderness with their newest bloody slab of brutality, The Hierarchical Ecological Succession: Welcome to the Food Chain.
The album's first single comes in the form of an 8-bit lyric video for the song "Meat Your Maker," featuring guest vocals by Ross Sewage (Exhumed, Ghoul, Impaled). Ross had this to say about his contribution, "I was pleased as punch when the mutants in Troglodyte asked me to be a part of their music track, 'Meat Your Maker.' This was in fact because they punched me, repeatedly, until I meekly gurgled out my parts. Don't fuck with Troglodyte."
Check out "Meat Your Maker" now:
"Meat Your Maker" is also available on all streaming platforms.
The band's long-awaited fourth album features a rouge's gallery of names from the metal community. Origin bassist Mike Flores, who has taken part in numerous live shows with the band for years, is making his first studio appearance, writing and recording bass on the new album. Brent Purgason (aka Pustulus Maximus of Gwar) and Shawn Knight (Child Bite) also make guest appearances.
Blood Blast Distribution will release The Hierarchical Ecological Succession: Welcome to the Food Chain on all streaming platforms on March 5.
The Hierarchical Ecological Succession: Welcome to the Food Chain was recorded and mixed by Ryan Vincent/Apollo Audio Alt (Misery Index, Scour). Album artwork by Dusty Peterson (Cattle Decapitation, Six Feet Under, Lamb of God).
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Post CommentMatt Fox here. Can someone please sing for us?
I think this band will be able to do what Mac Sabbath, the Pizza Underground, and Okilly Dokilly were not: sustain more than 5 minutes of attention. Just kidding.
"I think this band will be able to do what Mac Sabbath, the Pizza Underground, and Okilly Dokilly were not: sustain more than 5 minutes of attention." Two of the four bands you just discussed are cover bands and the other two aren't. It's okay to be unfunny but don't go being a dipshit too.
Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Bigfoot! UPDATE! Apparently no one gives a shit, so f*ck him!
I know what a rogue's gallery is, but never heard of a rouge gallery before. I imagine a bunch of old ladies putting on makeup looking at art. Way to proof-read your press release.
Big foot?... More like small dick... Ammirite boys?
KNIGHTS OF THE DEATH METAL ROUNDTABLE... ASSEMBLE!
Two of the four bands you just discussed are cover bands and the other two aren't. It's okay to be unfunny but don't go being a dipshit too. ___ Homeboy's mad because someone dared to question whether him being in a bigfoot-themed metal band was really a worthwhile pursuit.
Bigfoot is real and this band rules. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol at that snare what dude only wanted to go 75% St Anger?
I'm assuming these guys have real jobs cause you can't support yourself by creating this shit
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Chris Barnes here, this sucks.