Sacramento, California post-hardcore/rock outfit Slaves has kicked out vocalist and co-founder Jonny Craig. It appears that Craig's well-documented demons have surfaced to an untenable degree.
The band has issued the following statement:
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"Jonny has battled with addition in his personal life" I'd probably do a lil H too if I was that bad at math
battled with addition battled with addition battled with addition battled with addition battled with addition battled with addition 2+2=5
Too bad he's got an addition problem. I hear it really multiplies over time and causes division in a band leading causing them to subtract someone.
missed a PERFECTLY good opportunity to use the headline Genderqueer Gingerbeer Johhny Craig Kicked out of Slaves
Jonny has battled with addition Jonny has battled with addition Jonny has battled with addition "Dude had his subtraction on lock, but addition was something he struggled with until the end."
Fans that have been touched by our music, everyone that has enjoyed our songs, to anyone that has met us as a band WHO are these people? Don't know a single person who likes this band and I know a lot of people bruh
wtf is with these two-first-name people...Matt McAndrew? Steve McMike Alex McJonathan Jeffrey McRussell Jaquavian McT.J.
Zach from Skull Trophy here. Officially putting my hat into the ring for consideration. I'm a sick vocalist, and more importantly, easily more skilled in finger blasting 15 year olds while an entire scene pretends they don't know. Hit me up for the MKE connect. We can play JJ's no problem
A touring lifestyle just isn't conducive with addition...
"Addiction is a disease...Jonny chose his addiction over the band..." See the problem, nerds?
"We've worked too hard to get where we are right now: employing drug addicts and completely unheard of by 99.99999999999999999999999 9999999998% of the world's population."
So he isnt very good at adding to things but he is very good at taking things away?
I can't believe that weight loss lady is a junkie. Sad stuff.
Too bad he's got an addition problem. I hear it really multiplies over time and causes division in a band leading causing them to subtract someone. ^^ lmaooo
Theses math jokes are getting exponentially funnier
missed a PERFECTLY good opportunity to use the headline Genderqueer Gingerbeer Johhny Craig Kicked out of Slaves ^^^^^^^ Go get AIDS, you Pelosi supporter.
I'd never heard of this guy, but just got an hours worth of entertainment going over past articles of this guy on Lambgoat. Keep the drugs flowing.
Addiction is a disease but he chose it over the band? "Cancer is a disease, and unfortunately Tommy has chose to have cancer instead of a long life with his family." Idiots.
WHY WON'T HOLLYWOOD CAST HALLE BERRY ANYMORE?!
It's all adds up, he's taking away from the band. Gotta get to the square root of the problem, maybe there's a remainder to his career
For the band this is certainly a situation of addition by subtraction
lmao who is going to see this band without him? Don't do drugs kids.
As a band we've worked too hard to stop now. Fans that have been touched by our music, everyone that has enjoyed our songs, to anyone that has met us as a band we will continue on with Slaves.
Never fear, thankfully, our good friend Matt McAndrew (who you'd recognize from The Voice) will be filling in Lol
Lol at him saying he stepped down after they kicked him out
anonymous3 hours ago missed a PERFECTLY good opportunity to use the headline Genderqueer Gingerbeer Johhny Craig Kicked out of Slaves ^^^^^^^ Go get AIDS, you Pelosi supporter. Heeerrrrreeeee's Jonny!
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Didnt this dude steal apple computers or some shit?? This guy needs to talk to somebody.
vocalist is one of the nicest and most genuine dudes i have ever met. i shared a much needed gay with him afterward.
^ Which gay? Neil Patrick Harris? EJ Johnson?
naw dog gay means ciggy. otherwise I would have said gay smh
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