Tool finishes recording new album

yawn, let me know when the new As I Lay Dying hits. that is some artistic greatness to be excited about.

Translation.... Tool's spirit guides finish writing album through human host bodies. Now the master will be taken to the temple room whereby a coven summon a principality and lesser demons to each copy of the record to go out.

will believe when I see

aren't these the guys that sing 10,000 fists in the air?

10,000 fists up your butt

10,000 t-ts on lambesis

10,000 tools will buy this

negligent, quasi-hippie parents are fckin' stoked to twist their dreads to this pisscum

10,000 unfunny and played out AILD jokes

reading that tweet cost me a few brain cells

child rapists are stoked

"#whileyouwerewhiningiwasw orking" I actually think this was a great line.

someone do us all a favor and hack into the systems and delete all the wave. and raw. files of the new tool album

A new selection has been added to your rain machine app

fck this website and its commie censorship.

a basic millennial bitch hacked maynard's account

Juggalos that consider themselves intellectuals are stoked.

Stoked

yeah, we only need one As I Lay Dying joke, and we already have it. As I Lay Dying

*Frrrrt*

I feel like as a winemaker he missed a golden opportunity to say "wining" instead of "whining" but hey, we're splitting hairs on a retarded head here. Either way, Maynard types like a 16 year old xanax addict from New Mexico

T O O L R U L E S I L O V E T H E M S O M U C H M A Y N A R D #1

*test*

I have been having several technical issues with my account. Sorry.

Shitty poser band for wimps. This site completely sucks.

Didn't Maynard abuse a woman?