Mastodon guitarist breaks leg in motorcycle mishap
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Wtf how do you break a leg starting a motorcycle
WHY HIS DAUGHTER WALKING AROUND IN PANTIES JUICEBOX
Is no one going to mention that it looks like he lives in a shithole?
Lmao ok -my time to speak! Knew that concert footage from hm..96 xD would come back to haunt me! Srj tmkn-sod fame! It ture that we gave mastdona they first gig back in hm..94 lol chop SUY! Blastin on the pizza man car stereo, even a young pres OBAMA gettin into it lmao but backstage I tell one B to Break a leg! Means, "good luck" in armen lmao well they caught it on cam and Twitter havin their field day xD lmao Srj Tells future! Srj cuts motorcycle breaks! Lmao
Someone get Norm Abrams in there to fix the fcking door casing, or at the very least start a GoFundMe for some wood filler.
"Broke my leg, so got me a cheap Thanksgiving prostitute to cheer myself up."
couldn't commit kicking over the harley lol was it you or the chick who tried to start it
Suck it in baby this one going on the internet
Someone get Norm Abrams in there to fix the fcking door casing, or at the very least start a GoFundMe for some wood filler. Holy shit A+
Dave Grohl here, HMU if you want to borrow my guitar throne, Axl's done with it.
There's a trumpet (triumph) in his pic....how the fck does a bitch ass 750 kick back your femur? Guess he's prob stoked to ride a bitch machine at the moment. A shovelhead would have shattered his shit all the way back to Levithan.
Srj. you are NOT funny in the least bit... cease your posting as you're burning up board bandwidth, if you comply with my request I will guarantee you, Mom will put some extra kibble in your dish tonight, before bed.
"Live and learn from fools and from saeges" -Todd Jones, 1973
Where can I go to support the gofundme? plz anyone?11
i was drinking with this guy at the local strip joint. when i went for a shit he left and went to drive home. he was so god damn drunk when he left that he tried to fight the bartender for giving him a water. he got on his hog and drove straight into a tree.
Kicking over an old Harley can fck you up if you don't know what you're doing. Especially if your a trendy wanna be with smooth kicker pedal, take the back of the knee out when your sneakers slip off of it. Hope it wasn't the triumph, my grandma could kick start that and she's dead.
Good thing he doesn't play drums. Or does he?!? No. He doesn't.
I remember when I was super pumped to meet this dude at their show. I walked by him outside by his bus as I was going inside. I said put out my hand to shake his and said "What's going on man, I love your new record Crack the Skye"...he looked right at me and proceeded to enter his code on his bus. Bye bye Hinds. God bless Glenn Danzig.
^^ you should be a comedian because that is hilarious
Cokehead alcoholic losers tend to crash their bikes fairly often and lie about it after the fact because they are in denial that they are cokehead alcoholic losers.