NewsNovember 24, 2016 10:37 PM ET9,468 views

Mastodon guitarist breaks leg in motorcycle mishap

Mastodon guitarist (and vocalist) Brent Hinds apparently broke his leg while starting a motorcycle this week. He is expected to miss the band's forthcoming shows. Hinds shared the photo below and had the following to say:
"Broke my fucking leg starting my motorcycle goddamnit. Sorry to all the shows I was about to play with Giraffe Tongue Orchestra and west and more and Fiend Without A Face. Life's a bitch, then you die :( happy thanking!"

A photo posted by Bhinds (@bhinds) on

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anonymous 11/24/2016 7:45:50 PM

Wtf how do you break a leg starting a motorcycle


anonymous 11/24/2016 7:51:03 PM

WHY HIS DAUGHTER WALKING AROUND IN PANTIES JUICEBOX


anonymous 11/24/2016 8:40:38 PM

So a fake cast and a real slut. MMMkay.


anonymous 11/24/2016 8:50:45 PM

Is no one going to mention that it looks like he lives in a shithole?


anonymous 11/24/2016 8:57:56 PM

Hack.


ed_money 11/24/2016 9:01:39 PM

Whore with a gut.


anonymous 11/24/2016 10:02:47 PM

Mastadon't know how to ride a motorcycle.


anonymous 11/24/2016 10:40:24 PM

Lmao ok -my time to speak! Knew that concert footage from hm..96 xD would come back to haunt me! Srj tmkn-sod fame! It ture that we gave mastdona they first gig back in hm..94 lol chop SUY! Blastin on the pizza man car stereo, even a young pres OBAMA gettin into it lmao but backstage I tell one B to Break a leg! Means, "good luck" in armen lmao well they caught it on cam and Twitter havin their field day xD lmao Srj Tells future! Srj cuts motorcycle breaks! Lmao


anonymous 11/25/2016 12:45:42 AM

Someone get Norm Abrams in there to fix the fcking door casing, or at the very least start a GoFundMe for some wood filler.


anonymous 11/25/2016 12:50:12 AM

"Broke my leg, so got me a cheap Thanksgiving prostitute to cheer myself up."


anonymous 11/25/2016 1:23:04 AM

couldn't commit kicking over the harley lol was it you or the chick who tried to start it


anonymous 11/25/2016 2:33:46 AM

Suck it in baby this one going on the internet


anonymous 11/25/2016 5:30:12 AM

Play in a wheelchair you fcking pssy


anonymous 11/25/2016 8:41:56 AM

Someone get Norm Abrams in there to fix the fcking door casing, or at the very least start a GoFundMe for some wood filler. Holy shit A+


anonymous 11/25/2016 8:42:46 AM

Dave Grohl here, HMU if you want to borrow my guitar throne, Axl's done with it.


anonymous 11/25/2016 8:49:40 AM

STARTING your bike? pssy noob.


anonymous 11/25/2016 8:58:09 AM

There's a trumpet (triumph) in his pic....how the fck does a bitch ass 750 kick back your femur? Guess he's prob stoked to ride a bitch machine at the moment. A shovelhead would have shattered his shit all the way back to Levithan.


anonymous 11/25/2016 9:23:17 AM

Srj. you are NOT funny in the least bit... cease your posting as you're burning up board bandwidth, if you comply with my request I will guarantee you, Mom will put some extra kibble in your dish tonight, before bed.


estep 11/25/2016 11:34:14 AM

"Live and learn from fools and from saeges" -Todd Jones, 1973


brad_marchand 11/25/2016 12:52:47 PM

utter douche


anonymous 11/25/2016 1:58:33 PM

Where can I go to support the gofundme? plz anyone?11


anonymous 11/25/2016 3:16:05 PM

i was drinking with this guy at the local strip joint. when i went for a shit he left and went to drive home. he was so god damn drunk when he left that he tried to fight the bartender for giving him a water. he got on his hog and drove straight into a tree.


anonymous 11/26/2016 6:07:29 AM

Kicking over an old Harley can fck you up if you don't know what you're doing. Especially if your a trendy wanna be with smooth kicker pedal, take the back of the knee out when your sneakers slip off of it. Hope it wasn't the triumph, my grandma could kick start that and she's dead.


anonymous 11/26/2016 11:31:33 AM

Good thing he doesn't play drums. Or does he?!? No. He doesn't.


anonymous 11/26/2016 6:00:48 PM

I remember when I was super pumped to meet this dude at their show. I walked by him outside by his bus as I was going inside. I said put out my hand to shake his and said "What's going on man, I love your new record Crack the Skye"...he looked right at me and proceeded to enter his code on his bus. Bye bye Hinds. God bless Glenn Danzig.


anonymous 11/28/2016 12:05:19 AM

^^ you should be a comedian because that is hilarious


anonymous 11/28/2016 12:05:43 AM

Mastotoilet


anonymous 11/28/2016 12:44:38 PM

mastodon reprints for gofundme hmu potato


anonymous 11/28/2016 5:49:43 PM

Cokehead alcoholic losers tend to crash their bikes fairly often and lie about it after the fact because they are in denial that they are cokehead alcoholic losers.


anonymous 11/29/2016 5:34:43 PM

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anonymous 11/29/2016 5:35:09 PM

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