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Post CommentThis band blames you for homeless veterans....
Why is lambgoat posting about this? They might as well keep up informed about nickelback too.
nothing can possibly sum this up other than LOL
Dave Mustaine here. I endorse this band's right-wing political viewpoints. You have been great, we have been Megadeth. Good night!
"I'm honored to be working with one of the biggest arena rock bands in the world. I'm very confident in the future of Five Finger Death Punch and Rise Records and can't wait to hear the music they make with our company." What a generic, who gives a fck kind of response.
LOL at the ego punch Nicki Sixx must have took when they told him he'd be opening for this hahah
Craig Ericson, CEO of Rise Records, adds, "I don't make the decision around here anymore"
Dude is wearing a Nails shirt and there hasn't been a Todd Jones comment yet.
It's because Todd Jones was holding the camera he had a great brutal idea for the picture
best band, sorry you losers can't handle the mosh
I'm like a chainsaw(WHAT) I'll skin your ass raw (WHAT) and if my day keeps goign this way i just might break something tonight
Is the guy's name really Zoltan Bathory? That would have been cool if he was in High School back in 89' wearing black lipstick and fishnets but he was in High School at said time and probably dressing like Zach Morris.
There's actually a clickbait ad below this thread that says "she was alone in the elevator with her dog and I'm shocked" and goddamnit I want to click it but I know it's just something stupid lolol but still probably way more interesting than this band
remember those guys from dude wheres my car where they are all like ZOLTAN
Prince here. I died a month ago the moment I heard this deal was in the making. I died laughing.
is this Biffs crew from Back to the Future 2?
Guy on the left has the best beard I've ever seen
Dude is wearing a Nails shirt and there hasn't been a Todd Jones comment yet. Same thought.
Guy on the left has the best beard I've ever seen Dude's waiting for the next Pirates of the Caribbean flick so he can go back to acting.
^^ AND YOUR MOM IS WAITING FOR MY CALL SO SHE CAN GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!
this literally sounds like a lambgoat comment i can't believe this is real lmao
anonymous10 hours ago is this Biffs crew from Back to the Future 2? holy LOL at this
couldn't get the c-cksmear on the far right to put his phone down for even 1 minute to take a pic.
BMG signs 5 Finger Discount and Craig Rise has to run errands since he sold out to them. Part of the sales deal was that he has to be a band bro for the Germans and shine their schnitzels. They re going to reissue the Rock O Rama catalog next.
Todd Jones pictured on far left in NAILS shirt
You know Kael HATES being in that band... But he just does it for the money and the good life... They ARE the Nickelback of "Metal"... And shave that Captain Barbosa crap off your chinny chin chin homie... It was cool for about 5 days... k thx
^ You an internet shill for them or something? Probably...
FFDP won't be commenting or reading this so don't worry. Because they spend all their time making money.
So this website says hardcore/metal... What is this filth that you guys are posting? Five Finger gaygi(o)t Punch, come on guys what a joke... keep this alternative trash somewhere else. This music is pathetic.
This is a great collection of terrible haircuts!
who's the youth pastor with the blonde Mohawk?
Our Moms are stoked. More songs written just for them
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a lot to LOL at here... rise (the obvious), mentioning crown the empire as a notable act, co-headliner with shinedown. good god what a mess