Slaves breaking up
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Dipsh!t Jonny Craig loses another one. Plz kill yourself now and stop polluting the world with your garbage. Macbookflip.
How can a slave just quit ? I don't think they understand the nature of slavery. Unless it's a reference to being a slave to heroin in which case slavery still exists for them.
my heart stopped cause i thought this news was about slaves on dope at first. don't give a fck about this band though
mummified_circuitry 19 minutes ago my heart stopped cause i thought this news was about slaves on dope at first. don't give a fck about this band though
and he got slaves tattooed on his face like....lmao
Guess he's gonna go back to slinging non existant macbooks to fans in order to finance his heroine addiction lol #macbookflip
Apparently they aren't slaves to the grind.
Macbookflip. Best shit ive read while taking a shit.
looking forward to that NEXT NEW Jonny Craig band.
The name is Matty Ruger. Hit me up on twitter. Im a black, send me dick pics. Nothing else....just pics of your c-ck. Hard and softn
2016 takes all the good people while this dip shit still gets away with being a total waste.
For real tho....twitter. Matty Ruger.. send me all of your dick pics....immmaaaa waiting.....I love the white dick too
MDWKS2 hours ago mummified_circuitry 19 minutes ago my heart stopped cause i thought this news was about slaves on dope at first. don't give a fck about this band though
anonymous4 hours ago Macbookflip. Best shit ive read while taking a shit. You were obviously born yesterday, or are late for your next class? I only feel sorry for the shit you took and the company you might keep. It all must seem so boring.
I too can vouch for outdated J Craig jokes. No one finds it funny anymore.
cracking up at the related articles "Related News Stories • Slaves say they were kicked off Blessthefall tour • Slaves kicked off Warped Tour 2015 • Slaves and Jonny Craig suspended from Warped Tour • Artery Recordings signs Slaves (Jonny Craig) • Slaves guitarist Alex Lyman leaving band" the prophecy has been fulfilled
These comments are just too amazing. Also Rest In Piss Slaves. Who's ready for another 20 Johnny Craig bands that only last about a year or 2?
No, what precipitated their dissolution was Jonny Craig fcking around with heroin again.
how can you break up without starting a GoFundMe?
This band single handedly represented all the reject, loud mouth players of a shit scene. Hang it up for good losers. Your own management and label hated you from day one.
Lol this Jonny Craig nogga has 'Slaves' tattooed above his eyebrow. Lifeflip
This is the fate that will befall any band Jonny Craig joins/forms. The dude has just made way too many enemies to be successful with a project.
"I too can vouch for outdated J Craig jokes. No one finds it funny anymore." Only one lone fangirl made it to the party this time.
Imagine a member leaving this band. "The former Slaves singer is starting a new band called Masters. As the new Masters singer he plans to step out of the shadows of his former band, Slaves."
^^ you should be a comedian because that is hilarious
Naaw hilarious would be your mothers face as she gobblers your swole 3in.
ive personally rimmed jonny craigs gaped rear for a cd and his extra vip pass
Shot bands who play their headliners are sad
Clearly not enough big hats to keep this band together.
Jonny Craig, when will this putrid little scene barnacle finally be scraped off...
Jonny Craig needs to overdose on all the drugs he uses his bands' money on and quit making music for the sake of humanity altogether. About as useful to humanity as Donald Trump