Attila frontman selling phone number to fans for $50 a month
Attila frontman Chris Fronzak (aka Fronz, aka Fronzilla) is a known hustler. In addition to Attila, he's got myriad business endeavors currently active (mobile app, merch line, rap outfit). Add yet another to his list. Yesterday, Fronzak sent out this email to his "fans":
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Post Comment**ALSO LIMITED TO THE FIRST 50 SUSCRIBERS, 50/PER MONTH GETS U ONE FREE STAY SICK SEMINAR VOUCHER, A SLIME GREEN STAY SICK ASTRONAUT SUIT (ONLY 50 MADE) AND A INSTAGRAM FOLLOW FROM ME L0RDZ1LLA AKA THE SLIME MASTER AKA THE EB0LA POLAR BEAR!... GUYS ITS FRONZ... 2016 R.I.P. TO MY HATERS #SLIMESQUAD NEVER LET ANYONE goo ON UR DREAMS! STAY SICK AND STAY SLIME!! #PARTYWITHTHEDEVIL
Remember when you came to flint and got assaulted and robbed? Dat wuz kray.
I'd ask him what kind of toilet paper he uses to wipe his chin
"Attila frontman Chris Fronzak (aka Fronz, aka Fronzilla) is a known hustler" -go fvck yourself webby.
New title: semi-retarded hillbilly from from neon-crunk-metal era makes a few bucks and believes his advice and guidance is worth paid subscription.
dog_boner20 minutes ago I'd ask him what kind of toilet paper he uses to wipe his chin Love it
is this the guy from the episode "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person" ??
Most common question he'll receive: "I just spent $50.00 and I instantly regret it, who do I contact about a refund?"
"Sorry, the Fronz is not available. Suck my fck after the tone!"
This was not really from Fronz himself since the only words in all caps were "PERFECT" and "PERSONALIZED."
Hai theer Fronz. Will def giv u my loot $$$ to shoot da shit. My BM kikked me off her boost mobul but mayb imma get a viza gift card fo xmas, dig. imma do wut i can to reech out bro stay tite
Kids will pay this money.. His is way Fronz built a mansion from the ground up and drives insane cars and has a bank account bigger then anyone on this site.. Call him what you want.. He's a business man.. and he's going to be set for life
This seems like an excellent prank gift to give someone that you kind of hate.
"is this the guy from the episode "Sweet Dee is Dating a Retarded Person" ??" GODDAMN YOU FOR BEATING ME TO THAT JOKE!
why do i have a feeling he is president before Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
This guy is a fcking disease. Record sales must be low
Kids will pay this money.. His is way Fronz built a mansion from the ground up and drives insane cars and has a bank account bigger then anyone on this site.. Call him what you want.. He's a business man.. and he's going to be set for life perm ^ hate to say it but this guy is right.
He's the screamer for a gimmick band, and has a business that sells t-shirts with swear words on them. Dude has made a little money between those two things, but every other "business" is runs is a joke and has never made any real money. All of those cars are leased or not owned by him. The house is in a shit part of the country where everything's cheap. He's at the top of his career right now, and I've seen people with much more fall much harder. Dude will legitimately be poor by 40.
"Sure son, here's $50 dollars to call some wigger felon whenever you want"
i doubt anyone over 16 are going to call him, but i'm sure that's what he wants
poor business move. consider your target demographic are 11-19 yr olds who live at home and would probably drop $50 on something as idiotic as this ONE TIME, but doubtful they'll spend $50 of their allowance each month on a "Subscription"
also, dude has an ass hole on the bottom of his face and its amusing.
This guy can fit all types of dicks in his mouth. All shapes and sizes. Amazing.
I WANT RILEY CURRY LIGTH SKIN PUSS PUSS TBH
I know this fcking tool personally and he is a joke. He has always been a joke. He will always be a joke. He is also a narc and a coward. Fronz... Don't you dare show your face in Atlanta ever again.
very narcissistic of him. But hey, if people are dumb enough to subscribe, kudos to him.
Lol his lottery winner sugar momma of a girlfriend must have cut off his allowance
HAHA IM REALLY DOING IT. FRONZ HERE. BUT YOU KNEW THAT. CANT YOU TELL BY THE CAPS?! ANYHOW YEAH IM GIVING OUT THE DIGITS. TURN YOUR LIFE FROM LAME TO A ONE WAY LANE TO SUCCESS SICKOS AND SICKLETTES. WANNA SUCK A F U CC K? WELL I CAN GIVE YOU ADVICE ON HOW YOU CAN DO THAT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST SUBSCRIBE AND I GOT YOU. STAY SICK...AHA
Franky Palmeri will be all the fck over this once he realizes he can't cope.
I wouldn't be surprised if its some dude doing this for him.
ID fck HIS CHIN HOLE... WAIT IS THAT KINDA GAY?
I know when that hotline bling that can only mean one thing
Let's make a gofundme page to hire a hitman
I'm 21 and an aspiring musician and entrepreneur, and this is the kind of opportunity I'd kill for. People spouting shit like "what is this world coming to??" And "when is this dudes bullshit gonna stop?" If someone offering themselves as a mentor to help others be successful is bullshit then I'll happily take it. He did business classes on warped tour and I watched all of it on youtube, he knows his shit.
Fact is he's a really intelligent guy and the internet keyboard warriors won't see past his clearly satirical lyrics which people seem to get butthurt over for some reason. Props to Fronz for actually doing something positive and helping people instead of bitching in a comments section like most of these guys do from their parents' basement with their Doritos and edgy memes. ;)
my old roommate went to one of his seminars and he said he legit just explained the concept of "carpe diem" for 15 minutes straight.
Hey Fonz, Shawn Spann here. You think there's any way I could have some of your money? I really need it to be with my son and I just don't have enough time to go out and find a job. Between playing Fifa and Madden, there's just not enough hours in the day to work. Anyways, I'll post a link to my PayPal if anyways wants to contribute. No donation too big or too small! Thanks all and merry christmas to me! Shawn Cocaine Spann
Minus the dumb tattoos I could see this guy trying to sell me propane
why the fck would I want this idiot's advice?
If he gets 50 people texting him (and he's actually the one on the other end of the phone and didn't outsource that -- which wouldn't surprise me), and there's an average of 5 texts per person per day, that's 250 texts a day.
That's 7,500 per month. If he doesn't respond in a way that provides value for the people that bought this, they don't stay around. So, say he makes sure to respond to at least 50% of the texts he gets and provides a well thought out response and advice (this is before getting into phone calls). That's 3,750 text messages per month he has to send back.
A minute each? 62.5 hours on text messages alone. That comes out to roughly a $40 an hour deal with a huge opportunity cost (having to spend over 60 hours a month responding to text messages!). (And he's paying taxes on that $2,500, so that's definitely not the number to even be using to calculate the take home.)
THIS GUY RIPPED ME OFF! I HAVE BEEN DOING PERSONAL PHONE CALLS TO MY LEGIONS WAY BEFORE ANYONE HAS HEARD OF THIS HACK. I AM THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE TRAVIS BARKER AND I CANT BELIVE THIS GUY CAN THINK HES LIKE ME WHEN MAYBE HE IS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE COULD BE AND LIKE I SAID YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE OK ITS ME BRANDON RAGE AND I DONT DRUM FOR THAT BAND ANYMORE, SO ANY MALLCORE BANDS HIT ME UP ON KIK, INSTAGRAM, AOL, FAX OR EMAIL ME BY THE LOCAL MCDONALDS
vocalist is one of the nicest and most genuine dudes i have ever met. i shared a much needed clove with him afterwards.
Anonymous tip to the police he's receiving kiddie porn on his phone (which I'm sure he will) then the end of Attila?
"Franky Palmeri will be all the fck over this once he realizes he can't get COKE."
Someone get his number and send it to ISIS.
I'm not mad. This is ridiculous but if people are willing to pay him - can't hate on taking advantage of the situation.
I've made $9,999,999,999,999,999 per minute working for fronz customer service and I'm sure you can too! What are you waiting for, come on down to fronz's massive mansion and get started today!
it's not a big deal but I never knew he was gay.
hopefully someone from Vice uses their budget to write an article on this crap
YO FRONZ HERE. HOPE YA'LL IS STAYIN SICK. ™. JUST WANTED TO YET ALL MY HOMIES (FANS) KNOW I JUST PICKED UP A FEW BUNDLES OF DAT YAO MING AND I'M READY TO SLAM MYSELF INTO SWAGVANA. THX FOR THE LOOT BRAHZZ. STAY SICK
Number to a burner phone that sits on silent in his glove compartment
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