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Post CommentSomebody from a band called Counterfeit turned out to have a condition that was faked? You don't say...
SHOUT OUT NEAR DEATH YEAH BITCH @NEARDEATHHC NEAR DEATH 69 WASSUP BITCH
KAREBEAR HERE... LET ME TASTE DAT ROASTBEEF, TRYIN TO STOMP THIS HOE JERSEY STYLE. SEE YALL IN PHILLY SUCKAZ
Hopefully this scene kids to stop blindly rallying behind every single cause and actually dig into the details rather than just throwing money. You know shes not the first to do this.
I love how the "stand up" hardcore community is so outraged that one of their own acted in a deceptive manner. You are all scumbags.
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GOT A JOKE FOR YOU GUYS: WHATS THE BEST PART ABOUT DATING A CHICK WITH CANCER??? ITS NEAR DEATH 69 BITCH!
This shithead is from my hometown, I met her and knew she sucked from the get go. I knew the cancer was fake when she was getting a head tattoo while "going through kemo" gtfo.
Cancer isnt a joke. I hope somebody kicks this c*nts teeth in, bc nobody will give any fcks. The nerve of this grose c-m bucket.
This bitch better not show back up in Texas. She's already got people looking for her--I'm one of them. Hali, Darling--people fall down the stairs everyday. On accident.
you know when girls say other girls don't lie about awful shit like faking beats, cancer, and other shit. victim culture is awesome. what's this girl's tumblr?
Her next benefit show will be for the medical bills once she gets beaten for fraud
Near Death is the best fcking band out of Cleveland
One of her fundraisers involved the sale of Hellfest tickets.
Honestly, I am thinking about how shitty it must be to be one of her parents. To know your daughter is such a shitty, fraudulent and pathetic c*nt. I hope someone does peruse legal action because she belongs in jail.
Hopefully this scene kids to stop blindly rallying behind every single cause and actually dig into the details rather than just throwing money. You know shes not the first to do this. ^^This^^
lol we didnt even play this show B-) -NEAR DEATH 69 (Hellfest 2004)
CYC will fck this punk ass band up. wait till they come to our states. chicago cali or seattle. fck your crew 285
Anyone who donated deserved to be ripped off. This is what you get for liking shitty music.
Yo wassup, pushmoshkid22 here to fck your bitch and mosh on your mother. Btw I don't have cancer actually but I need the money cause I have a kid and welfare won't support me Loooool
anonymous 2 minutes ago Adele from I Stand Alone is stoked. SWDS... True till we just give up.
FAT PIG IN A ONE LIFE CREW JERSEY FAKES CANCER AND ERIE HILLBILLIES GET DUPED INTO GIVING HER MONEY.
Near death isn't even from near Cleveland. Pozerzzzz
I guess you could say her cancer was ...Counterfeit eh eh eh
Hardcore really seems like a cool place to spend your time and money on recently...
what a fcking c*nt. She should get stomped out. But I'd also smash
Yo no joke I've already fcked this girl and she smells....bad. almost couldn't finish but she sucked me off so I was able to regain a semi. I fully regret fcking I want my 2.2 millon sperm back. And she's a fcking cold fish. Don't waste your time. Better off jerking off in a sock
I assfcked my girlfriend this weekend while she was drunk and I was sober. Is it considered beat?
Not sure what's worse, what she did, or her shitty music/hardcore music in general, seriously, watch the video on their page, sounds like a 12 year old boy just screaming words, typical garbage hardcore band like the rest of em
This chick probably learned this by her enemy Courtney schwing in Texas. Courtney faked having cancer for attention and Hali ruined this girl's life. But now 5 years later she is doing the same shit but worse. Isn't it ironic.
Guys, don't worry... Tom Alderson will reimburse everyone who donated to this cause with his extra millions.
BITCH WE ARE FROM CLEVALAND BITCH DONT POSE LIKE YOU THINK YOU KNOW LOL -NEAR DEATH 69 (@NEARDEATHC HIT IT UP!)
I JUST WANT TO KNOW IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH COURTNEY SCHWING FROM DALLAS...THE GIRL HALI OUTTED AS A CANCER FAKER AND RUINED HER LIFE SEVERAL YEARS BACK? AND NOW SHES FAKING CANCER? OH....the irony.
Yo if you don't pit to Near Death you're fcking up.
I think I went to high school with her in lubbock, tx
Hey it's Hali. Hit me up guys. And girls too. (806)543-0830 ;)
God her band is/was terrible. Just the most generic bs I have ever heard. She isn't even on rhythm half the time. No surprise they were from Erie. That place is a cesspool of people like her.
Erie deserves no defense.. Let's be real here. They're stuck in the past musically... and not the good past.
Rob Fusco faked having a penis for 35 years.
CYC backs Hali. Anyone who wants to fck with her can deal with us first, you fcking pushies. CYC 325! -Wild Steve
I'd love to punch this bitch in her stupid face
lol no one thought it was weird she still had eyebrows even though she was "bald from chemo"? THAT WAS AN ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA BIT!!! wtf...
i ain't even mad. then again, i'd never give a bitch my money.
A damn shame you want to change yourself because you're sick of yourself. Well I'm sick of you too!
Good looks on the Near Death rec. This shit rules.
tbh i'm not really surprised at all. most hc kids have their heads so far up their asses they would pull this off if they had the chance too.
Shut the fck up, you keyboard warrior POS..... Go back to jerking off
keyboard warrior? save your bullshit for someone that might actually be offended by that... aka your kind.
GUYS CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND LISTEN TO NEAR DEATH
lol @ a band trying to get exposure off of a girl getting exposed. hc4hc
This girl used to send me nudes. I had videos of her squarting. Wish i still had them just to make this situation worse for her.
She would send everyone nudes bro, don't feel too special lol.
I just heard her band. Man she shouldn't be a singer in a band. Because she fcking sucks.
Lambgoat:the tmz of shitty bands and people that nobody cares about.
"an organization that typically helps abused animals an organization that typically helps abused animals an organization that typically helps abused animals an organization that typically helps abused animals an organization that typically helps abused animals" Am I the only one that sees the prophetic irony in this? HC beatdown imminent.
YO 5/9 BACKS THIS GIRL 100% GET YA HUSTLE GIRL
fck anyone with a sense of humor. For real you guys need to take everything seriously. Especially when it doesn't involve you.
^ this fool is trying to tell me how to live my life
I stuck a carrot up my ass while blasting Near Death it was tight
still sad to see this near death band blowing this shit up just for a little attention.
THIS BITCH PUNCHED HER DOG IN THE FACE ONCE OR MAYBE A FEW TIMES. ALSO ADOPTED KITTENS AND HER DOGS TORE THEM TO SHREDS. fck THIS NASTY BITCH.
it's almost like this bitch deserves cancer...
What's actually sad is that half of these comments aren't from us. -Near Death
Adele from I Stand Alone is stoked. woah. not rad dude.
I MEAN, IT'S NOT SAD AT ALL ITS ACTUALLY AWESOME BUT STILL. -NEAR DEATH
ND is awesome. Saw em in Detroit a few months back! Jam it Neardeathhc.bandcamp.com softies
I am a stage 3a breast cancer survivor. She needs to be prosecuted.
I am going to make sure that near death never plays in my town or surrounding areas. This is beyond pathetic and i cannot believe what I am reading on here from this pathetic pos band. What is worse is that you are taking away the shame from this dumb bitch and bringing it to yourselves. I'm sure that you guys don't care anyways bc what piece of shit band member would give two fcks about something like that.
Just know I will have the privilege of never having to worry about seeing any of ur faces in person.
This is terrible. Just like when joe hardcore took all that money from benefit shows saying it was a traffic stop gone wrong and he was taking a fall for the driver when in reality the cops raided his house and found guns and drugs. Wake up kids your hxc idols are pieces of trash.
So glad I'm not apart of this "community." All a bunch of preach freaks who do nothing but troll and lie. Lol at those who got ripped off.
fck yeah near death is sick. They rip. fck all of you for hating on them
Who has this bitches nudes. She's got big breasts.
Shameless promotion and faking cancer is apparently one in the same
This girl is welcome in 5/9 family anytime fck all you pssy hater ass gayz
you promoted your shitty band and played a benefit show for a girl who faked cancer... you guys seem like the real winners here.
The real question is what is this girl doing out of the kitchen?
I don't think they even played the show dckhole
OKAY LET'S SET A COUPLE THINGS STRAIGHT. 1. THE MAJORITY OF THESE COMMENTS AREN'T FROM THE BAND MEMBERS. AND FOR THE ONES THAT ARE: SORRY WE'RE STOKED PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE A BUNCH OF NOBODY'S FROM CLEVELAND.
2. WE KNOW HALI AND EVERYONE ELSE FROM COUNTERFEIT PERSONALLY. KYLE AND DEREK ARE SOME OF THE BEST DUDES AROUND AND fck ANYONE FOR TALKING SHIT ON ERIE. THEIR SCENE IS ONE OF THE MOST WELCOMING WE'VE EVER SEEN. fck HALI, WE WERE LIED TO JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE AND WE'RE PISSED ABOUT IT TOO. 3. UNTIL THE HEADLINE OF THIS PAGE CHANGES, I DON'T THINK WE'RE TAKING ANYTHING AWAY FROM HER SHAME. - NEAR DEATH
So they didn't even play the show and now they are just blowing this article up... damn hardcore is so tight.
this is hilarious and anyone that doesn't think so should probably lighten up.
headline won't change dumbass... once u scroll to these stupid comments then u get to see how pathetic of a publicity attempt you guys are.
FRANKIE HERE GIRLS ARE fckED THEY ALL DO THIS SHIT WE ARE ALL TRANSFORMERS DECEPTICONS SEE YOU AT THE GATHERING
Lighten up for god sakes. This girl did some stupid stuff and the band only fcked around in the beginning. YOU guys are blowing them up lol
I wonder if I can counter fit my dck in her mouth.
I came here looking for good comments but all i'm getting is some shit about a band who sucks.
whoever is saying "lighten up" is a fcking pssy
Too bad for this bimbo. There's always Brazzers
Y'all ever just suck dck for no reason? Naw I'm sayin?
RE: you ever suck dck for no reason Yes I have it was incredible
i lost my girlfriend to cancer when she was only 35. with two kids. i sincerely hope this waste of skin ends up dead in a dumpster somewhere. the GAUL.
On top of faking cancer, she also let tons of her friends shave their head for her, she has 3 dogs which she let sit in shit and piss filled cages all day, she punches her dogs in the head, and let 2 kittens get torn up by her dogs because she left them home alone together. And now her ex bf Kyle Bull is oddly MIA during all of this? Hmmmm.
Again...how stupid are people. Bitch has EYEBROWS. YOU DONT LOOSE THE HAIR ON YOYR HEAD BUT KEEP YOUR fckING EYEBROWS.
Her ex aired this shit out as soon as he heard about it. What do you mean he's MIA?
I am a stage 3a breast cancer survivor. She needs to be prosecuted. ^ that's a dude
Doesn't surprise me that the hardcore scene would attract a price of scum like this.
I'd let her suck a fart out of my ass. Maybe.
her ex kyle is a good guy. he knew all along he was with a c*nt. her taco must smell like an old ham and swiss sandwich
She should be charged for fraud or she is just going to continue these type of scams
Damn, Blake Judd went trans!! I knew he'd be back pulling his old shit!
I tried to warn people not to donate to her because she was obviously faking the whole thing. People just don't listen.
she honestly sounds like cancer, i think thats what she meant guys. Some people just sound like 11 year old boys yelling on cod and they need to get some money somehow. Sucks bc i like the sound from the rest of the band, hope they get a new vocalist and keep going though.
I fck wit this. Im bout I'd smash it. And, tell no one bout it. den, i do it again Get dat money gurl
her last name should be "tosis" cuz the bitch got some foul ass breath
Yeah she shaved her brows. On some real chola shit. I bout it.
If women didn't have c*nts, there would be a bounty on them
CYC is stupid....bunch of suckers and poo pushers!!!CYC is fake as this bitch
I think she should face charges for this. Her band sucked by the way. I watched their video on Facebook. Very mediocre band. But her vocals definitely took them down from mediocre to down right crap.
Where are the nudes? Where are the nudes? Where are the nudes? Where are the nudes? Where are the nudes?
Tie this bitch to a chair and let 100 guys c-m on her face as punishment.
Hardcore: outraged about someone scamming money, but condoning violence against women....
This why all bitches should get beat. fckiñ hoez.
anonymous45 minutes ago Tie this bitch to a chair and let 100 guys c-m on her face as punishment. You know, that's a rite of passage in some c*ntries. She might be into that
This blows. For people like my mom (who currently has stage 4 throat cancer NOT from smoking) who are literally too poor to pay for any of that and have no one to help her and no one to give her money for the help she truly needs, this is a shot in the gut. Especially for me knowing she's on the way to death and this girl is laughing to the bank. Man.
She swallowed my thick, custardy load several times and once rubbed it into the pores of her face. She's definitely a hoe.
Almost 10 years ago the same shit happened in the Baltimore/DC scene. The singer for some local bands faked having cancer and a bunch of benefits were put on for him. People auctioned stuff, etc. all the money went to this dude. When he was called on his fake cancer he ran to Texas where he now sings in Turbokrieg. If we're gonna call this lady out then let's not forget the piece of shit Eric T Neal
This is terrible. Just like when joe hardcore took all that money from benefit shows saying it was a traffic stop gone wrong and he was taking a fall for the driver when in reality the cops raided his house and found guns and drugs. Wake up kids your hxc idols are pieces of trash.
https://www.youtube.com/wa t ch?v=PYfNHgUEAYw someone put the benny hill song to this video please
Adele from I Stand Alone is stoked. woah. not rad dude. So you're saying it was okay for Adele to bilk people out of their money but not cool for this broad to do it? Or it's okay for both? I am so confused.
hey have you guys seen this http://lambgoat.com/mb/t.a spx?id=138698
So, we have a slew of people proclaiming their area codes that, I presume, are in middle-of-nowhere Ohio (as far as anyone not from Ohio knows, there is one city in Ohio and it's Cleveland), backing some band that no one outside of Ohio knows and, some how, all of this plays into the melodrama of some lady from some band that no one has heard of.
All the while, upwards of seventy percent of you are probably wearing OLC merch and maybe some gym shorts (apparent by the superfluous Zs at the end of words). I feel like I'm looking at a snippet of like, Modesto, CA circa 2006 or 07? Do people actually communicate like this and listen to "bandz" like this?
I may have swept over the deluge of comments but did I miss the opportunity for a "Counterfeit" pun? Kinda' like Bernie Madoff-ish?
Nothing too shocking here. She'll be driven out of her local scene, meaning she'll either move far away and sucker some different kids until she gets busted, or she'll fade away into obscurity, only to be found at The Gathering Of The Juggalos once a year, with her boyfriend who works at Hot Topic. Any idiot with a GED should have been able to know if she was actiay on chemo. Something like that...can't be faked. Hopefully she gets real cancer now. Hehe.
X no cl*tz in da pit X Pitboss 2000 would be stoked.
You don't always lose hair from chemo, dullards.
This stupid shit is on the Drudge Report and the Daily Mail. Lambgoat hits the big time.
AYO WHAT'S UP PLAYAS, KAREBEAR HERE. I'M NOT A fckING COWARD. I'VE NEVER HAD TO JUMP ANYONE IN MY fckING LIFE, BUT A sageA MIGHT HAVE TO GET THAT SHORE STYLE STOMP GOIN ON THIS BITCH FOR PLAYING KIDS IN THE HARDCORE COMMUNITY FOR FOOLS. NOT GONNA LIE THO HOMIE, I'D STILL GIVE HER A TASTE OF DAT SUBURBAN c-m YA FEEL ME?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk /news/article-3228539/Rock -band-frontwoman-accused-f aking-cervical-cancer-acce pt-thousands-dollars-donat ions-fans.html
Where are the pics from b9 and anonib with sharpies in this girls ass? That's probably how she got the cancer
Despised Icon* is the sickest band from Cleveland
fck Near Death that band sucks Ahalmez ruins you guys they're fcking sick
Guessing she wasn't XedgeX or however you write it these days
RE: https://www.youtube.com/wa t ch?v=PYfNHgUEAYw someone put the benny hill song to this video please Do it yourself bro. Then benny hill the fcking world. Bennyhillifier.com You're welcome.
wannabe power trip pretends to be from Cleveland and trys to gain hype from fake cancer mosh warrior gurl. near death, near aids
blame it entirely on Miley Cyrus... the way she is always dangling her tongue out of her c-ck holster, trying to empower women to suck that wrench "Hannah Montana" Style
WHERE ARE THE fckING NUDES? MARKERS IN HER ASS YOU SAY? YES PLZ
DO NOT MENTION CYC UNLESS YOU WANT TO FIND YOURSELF IN A BAD SITUATION. JUST SAYING ALL YOU INTERNET GANGSTERS CAN ACT TOUGH ON LAMBGOAT BUT AT A SHOW ITS A DIFFERENT STORY. KEEP OUR NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH
near death has a q-tip for a drummer, more white than white chocolate. also get someone buy their guitar player a bra so he can hold up his big ass breasts
The drummer for Ahalmez is the same dude from Altars fcking gay if he comes back to California he's dead
The dude with the dyed hair? LOL isn't he from Colorado I've seen that guy at this restaurant I go to, big ass douche he swears he's hot shit
Near death still trying to promote themselves by pretending it isn't them commenting? *loud sigh*
fck feminism. this is what happens when you're let out of the kitchen for 5 minutes
would love to toss that c*nt rag into a cycle of chemo and see how it really feels..
Near Death's drummer Q-tip jerks off in condoms in his moms basement
WASSUP BOYS ITS ITS THE (REAL) NEAR DEATH (69) HERE IM fckING RIPPIN IT DONT WANT THE PRESS JUST GOTTA SPREAD LOVE TO ALL OF YOU APPRECIATE IT AND WANNA SAY YOU SAY WE WANT PRESS ILL PULL YOUR GODDAM SCROTUM SO FAR OVER YOUR HEAD BITCH YOUR TEETH WILL POP THROUGH LOOKIN LIKE A BLIND MOLE/POWER OUTLET PEACE AND THANKS NEW SONG ON THE BANDCAMP CHECK IT BITCH ITS REAL *FIRE EMOJI*!! -NEAR DEATH 69 (@NEARDEATHHC)
Yo Tony Pissfck here. fck Near Death, you're a bunch of pssy gays. If I ever see you on my fcking streets I swear I will fcking kill you. You hear me? You're dead. fcking bitch boy mother fckers.
I SWEAR YOU WONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN BALLS SMELL LIKE F U C K O I PROMISE YOU THAT!! -NEAR DEATH 69 (@NEARDEATHHC)
I don't always fake cancer, but when I do eyebrows
Cyc I will see you guys soon! Bringing a real crew!
Hardcore fontwoman.....hahahahaha. aint nothing hardcore about this peice of shit scum. ps it's a shitty ass vocalist
anonymous1 day ago i lost my girlfriend to cancer when she was only 35. with two kids. i sincerely hope this waste of skin ends up dead in a dumpster somewhere. the GAUL. y u mad at france, bro?
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It's not cool everyone is ripping on Near Death's drummer, dude turned out to be gay after he had his first kid.. Pray for him
dude turned out to be gay after he had his first kid. ^^^^ Please explain how this works.
Bringing a real crew??? Hahaha shut the fck up kid. You're probably10. CYC ain't shook. We will run you out of your own city
TOO BAD SHES NOT FRIENDS WITH JOE HARDCORE. IF SHE WAS HE WOULD HAVE FOUND A WAY TO COVER THIS WHOLE THING UP. JUST LIKE HOW HE COVERED UP THOSE 2 GAYS IAN AND KAREBEAR AFTER THEY STOMPED THE SHIT OUT OF TOM ALDERSON A FEW MONTHS AGO. LOL, THIS IS YOUR HARDCORE SCENE IN 2015.
Yesterday I visited the dumping ground of american serial killer Ted Bundy
digging this cyc/general crew hate. bunch of knuckle dragging ding dongs with too much testosterone and anger. i hope they mosh on each other until they are all chud dust.
i wish hunter moore/IAU was still around, her nudes would be on there by now
Bitch faked cancer but I would like to see her fake AIDS. What haircut would she go for? Under cut!
Bitch faked cancer and she also does a convincing c*nt. You should see her Bill Cosby impression girl can beat.
Dumb bitch exiled from the hardcore scene and eventually starts her own solo acoustic project with another gofundme -2016
Skams here. i was the original jerk of pahc.But goddamn bitch least my band was kinda dope.Come to clearfield ill really put $$$in yo pocket ._._CORNER OF 4TH N locust st._._._._._._.Str8 outa clearfield
HAHAHA and this girl thought she was the ultimate bad ass too because she had "hardcore' to back her up. I remember seeing her band last year, nothing special at all. However, after she told everyone she had cancer, she saw a lineup her band was on for a benefit for her and talked shit on the other bands. Great woman... you fake cancer... Goes around, comes around, idiot
Freddy Madball, new vocalist for Life Of Agony here. (Dude faked being a chick, he's out of the band yo) Aaron from Bane told me he licked that girls pssy with his monster teeth. She's mentally ill so stop with this ableism you sh1tlords
yo for real does anyone have this girls nudes? breasts are good.
She's trying to start a new life. Don't let her https://m.facebook.com/hal i.wilson.90
wow i probably should put a ring on her before anybody else gets to her first. she sounds like a good bitch, ya?