NewsSeptember 18, 2014 2:12 PM ET28,356 views

Gwar announces new frontwoman

Vulvatron of Gwar
photo property of REX USA/AMY Harris and Wondering Sound
GWAR are reportedly set to introduce the newest member of their lineup, co-frontwoman Vulvatron. Here's the official word:
Meet Vulvatron, a spiky purple Amazon whose massive (prosthetic) breasts occasionally shoot geysers of blood out onto her hapless audience. Vulvatron is not dancing, or breathing fire, or keeping the slaves in line (though one assumes she'll be adept at all three). For the first time since the departure of dancer and backing singer Slymenstra Hymen (Danielle Stampe) in 2000, GWAR has a female member, and she's the frontwoman.
You can read more about Vulvatron here.

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