Pelican announces new guitarist

should've replaced the drummer instead

This dude must really like water fowl.

^ lol

The only good pelican/pelicans on this planet are the ones in Finding Nemo, or dead ones.

pelican flllyyyyy pelican

fck yeah Dallas. dude rules. eat aids gays. also he has been in the band for like 2 years. duh.

water fowls hahaha

In other news, Pelican continues to be the most boring band to play live in the history of music.

City of Echoes was their only crucial album. But theyre still better than that hipster douche magnet Russian Circles.

The Swan King > anything you listen to.

I am Pelicans drummer, stop talking shit about me god dammit.

I am a drumming Pelican that likes taking waterborne shits god dammit.

Russian Circles may be hipster magnets, but they musically play circles around those boring fcks in Pelican.

anonymous 21 hours ago City of Echoes was their only crucial album. aha...ahahhhhahahahhha. you were obviously way, way late to the game.

Thomas should join the eagles and his goal to be in bird bands will be complete...

Actually, I think Dallas used to play in a Nashville band called Falcon a while back.

And before that: Asschapel. That was their name... and they fcking slayed.

"should've replaced the drummer instead" signed.