NewsFebruary 19, 2013 9:53 PM ET9,685 views

Austrian Death Machine seeks $63K for album, tour

As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis has turned to fans to help fund the forthcoming album from his side-project, Austrian Death Machine. Lambesis has launched an Indiegogo campaign in which he is seeking $63,000 for the album, titled "Triple Brutal," in addition to a tour in support of the effort. Beyond the standard perks are some strange items, such as $250 to have Lambesis wear a shirt with your face on it during a show. Or, you can pay $5000 to have your initials tattoed on Lambesis's butt (plus dinner with him afterward).

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anonymous 2/19/2013 7:06:50 PM

63,000 to make the same album he's already made twice?


truthstar 2/19/2013 7:07:20 PM

How many albums has Graf Orlock put out without crowd funding? Hmm...


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:09:17 PM

I feel like already successful musicians shouldn't be seeking money from fans to start things. fcking lazyass.


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:10:21 PM

absolute horse shit. $63,000 to record?


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:13:48 PM

getting kind of sick of these c*nts.


MeatDelivery 2/19/2013 7:14:28 PM

How much would Arnold charge to do the vocals himself. I would crowdfund that. Otherwise, sorry I already gave to the junkie that asked last week


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:14:50 PM

People are actually taking this seriously? C'mon. He's ripping on that druggie fck on the front page.


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:27:10 PM

doesnt this guy own a studio?


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:32:00 PM

"give me 63k to record a shitty joke album that's the exact same as the previous two and then pay even more money to see my shitty band tour"!!!


bees 2/19/2013 7:41:36 PM

While I'm still pretty put off but indiegogo, at least this one has some decent motives behind why he's doing it and the rewards are a lot better compared to other bands doing it.


anonymous 2/19/2013 7:42:16 PM

63,000 = 20,000 to over-produce already terrible music, and 43,000 to drag around said terrible music in a bus. A bus. For Austrian Death Machine. Think about it.


anonymous 2/19/2013 8:12:12 PM

no dude. no


unvisitedgrave 2/19/2013 8:56:35 PM

Doesn't this dude own his own studio? What a crock of shit.


anonymous 2/19/2013 9:09:20 PM

Homeless people are stoked on all the bands that have recently asked for handouts to make shit music. Not sure when it became acceptable to ask fans for absurd amounts of money to produce albums. People who actually give money to these bands are equally to blame for this balderdash.


anonymous 2/19/2013 9:11:38 PM

What a dck weed like he can't pay for his totally BRUTAL album his own.


anonymous 2/19/2013 9:17:50 PM

Dude is a millionaire. No joke.


Snoopy2 2/19/2013 9:23:13 PM

I wouldn't even pay $500,000 to shit on that guy's chest despite of how shit his fcking band is


Snoopy2 2/19/2013 9:24:25 PM

and it's funny how I bet this $63,000 production will sound just like the $20 bastufft recordings all their released albums ever sounded like


anonymous 2/19/2013 9:26:10 PM

An artist with his own studio, whos produced albums for other bands needs money to produce his own album?... Your life is so hard! You raise a child and get paid to tour the world :[


c_hoover_poopinmire 2/19/2013 9:27:57 PM

this is the gayest fcking trend going in music. fck you.


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:14:15 PM

Does no one realize that he owns his own studio? How the fck...


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:19:28 PM

What an jerk


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:22:10 PM

The perks for this are so stupid. Who the fck is going to pay to have Tim Lambsis fcking personal train you. Get off your fat ass and walk up some stairs.


genghisjohn 2/19/2013 10:22:14 PM

getting pretty fckin tired of all these broke gays asking for handouts I thought Tim was a fckin millionaire


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:26:21 PM

Doesn't this guy own a fcking studio ? 63 K to record are you fcking joking ? Forget about that fact that he made tons of loot with As I Lay Dying . Any droplet of respect I had for this dude just dried up . What a fcking douche


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:38:19 PM

Tim is a class 1 gay. I hope he chokes heavily on some scene-rich socal gays dck. c*nt sucks infinity dck at music, lyrics and all the like. I should start my own indiegogo to raise money to punch this dude right in his c*nt.


anonymous 2/19/2013 10:40:31 PM

this dude is like 98% of the reason why todays music blows and is pre/re/post cycled. Shitty multi colored tattoos are stoked.


anonymous 2/19/2013 11:04:09 PM

Crowd funding a joke band? Who is the joke really on then?


anonymous 2/19/2013 11:10:48 PM

@Snoopy2 and the rest of you are gays. You must all listen to Psy or Metallica. Brush your teeth with bricks you pricks. Tim can do whatever the fck he wants, like beating his wife.


anonymous 2/19/2013 11:24:11 PM

robin williams just shelled out the 5k for the ass tattoo. seriously


anonymous 2/19/2013 11:38:03 PM

I'll shell out 1K if it entitles me to punch him in the c*nt while he burns a bible in front of a planned parenthood


anonymous 2/20/2013 12:43:07 AM

GET A JOB YOU THICK fck.


anonymous 2/20/2013 12:54:45 AM

Yo're all so fcking dumb, this is obviously a joke. gays


anonymous 2/20/2013 1:02:43 AM

^^^^ post above is Tim Lambesis after seeing all the negativity from this he decided to backpedal and call it a joke to save face


anonymous 2/20/2013 1:04:26 AM

BTW Tim I would shell out 2K if you let me fist your sister on stage in 3 major cities


anonymous 2/20/2013 1:41:03 AM

Video of token poor black children to make it look legit. Give me a break. Some people were tweeting about doing gang vox on this record so obv it's being recorded. What's he want this money for? To have his own tour bus? OK Lars.


rabbit_belt 2/20/2013 3:12:10 AM

you guys are fcking idiots for not realizing this is a joke towards johnny craig


rabbit_belt 2/20/2013 3:13:19 AM

may as well be making fun of idiots who believe the news as well, which apparently is the majority of people on here who actually post. way to further prove how fcking retarded you all are.


anonymous 2/20/2013 4:07:02 AM

Enough.


anonymous 2/20/2013 4:54:02 AM

"Homeless people are stoked on all the bands that have recently asked for handouts to make shit music... blah blah blah, whine cry fart" Homeless people need to start forming bands based on action movie actors. Maybe then I'll start to care about them.


anonymous 2/20/2013 5:11:10 AM

Double Pedal Asstraian Metal


anonymous 2/20/2013 5:19:46 AM

gay band


anonymous 2/20/2013 5:29:15 AM

asking for money, for a gimmick/joke of a band..


anonymous 2/20/2013 5:37:51 AM

for all you morons that thinks its a joke.....is a joke that he made the fcking page and is it a joke that he is getting actual donations. kill yourself.


populationcontrol 2/20/2013 7:35:43 AM

Sorry but this is awesome. He's not taking himself too seriously and the perks are hilarious. If Tim gets all the money for this (and I'm sure he will) then good for him.


brassknuckleromance 2/20/2013 8:10:10 AM

I saw this on devilbook earlier today via a friend..doesnt this guy make decent money from AILD tours and maybe even a few dollars from actual record sales? and doesnt he own his own studio as previously mentioned? looks like kickstarter/indiegogo/et al is the permanent new set up a paypal account these days.


long_insured_now 2/20/2013 9:03:43 AM

I give you my beer and THIS is what you do to me?!


anonymous 2/20/2013 9:30:46 AM

right wing christian/baptist closet case homos are filled with glee. Socal tattoo start ups are excited. Everyone into gay talentless cash grabs are filled with anticipation, and the c*nt in atreyu is hitting his data limit.


anonymous 2/20/2013 9:39:51 AM

fck you. fck jesus. fck AILD. fck Kickstarter. get a job, save your money, and purchase services wisely - just like the rest of the (veteran) music community.


anonymous 2/20/2013 10:37:12 AM

I'm not sure that this is a joke folks. This is unreal, that this piece of shit is asking for money. Spoiled human being needs to go do something good for the world with his charmed life.


anonymous 2/20/2013 10:44:17 AM

$69 to punch him in the abs... Seriously...


anonymous 2/20/2013 11:08:19 AM

This dude straight up RIPPED OFF Sworn Enemy after he produced their album Beginning of the End. Bullshit. Never saw Sworn Enemy begging for money.


anonymous 2/20/2013 12:12:38 PM

dude makes so much bank from AILD... but is begging for more to record this bullshit? fcking jerk.


anonymous 2/20/2013 1:49:43 PM

It's really, really weird how locked in step he is with the lesser known original Arnold band, Arno Corp. They just did this last month, but only asked for $5k. http://www.kickstarter.com /projects/arnocorps/the-fa ntastic-ep


anonymous 2/20/2013 2:19:07 PM

What a fcking c*nt. We need to pay $63,000 for a satirical record from an outrageously successful metalcore musician who certainly has the money to fund it himself. Who owns his own recording studio! fck off, Tim.


rabbit_belt 2/20/2013 2:38:47 PM

you guys are fcking idiots for not realizing this a joke lol you guys are dumb OMG fck TIM lol fck you guys idiots believing this shit


anonymous 2/20/2013 2:47:13 PM

It's worth spending $69 to punch him in the "abs"....and rip out his goddamn spine!!!!


Chicken_gang_bang 2/20/2013 3:49:38 PM

The gayest of all the gay stuff. Why would you help spread this news, webby?


anonymous 2/20/2013 4:06:19 PM

This is embarrassing.


anonymous 2/20/2013 4:11:02 PM

Get to the choppa


ShaolinLambKiller 2/20/2013 4:27:08 PM

hahahahahahaha this is goddamn pathetic as fck.


anonymous 2/20/2013 7:00:52 PM

what a fcking toolshed. pay for it yourself ya rich san diego living motherfcker..can we say arrogant?


anonymous 2/21/2013 9:40:32 AM

How can this be "a joke"? After it's all over do you think he's going to tell everyone "nevermind, I was just kidding?" He's in a contract now with indiegogo. Indiegogo is set to take a percentage of that $63,000. And, if the $63,000 isn't raised, Tim doesn't get any money.


anonymous 2/21/2013 9:56:16 AM

Living in san diego aint cheap, and making millions off as i lay dying barely covers beachside house and posh organic lifestyles. Dudes supposedly worth 14 mil, its understandable he doesnt want to spend it on some overly gay joke band. I wonder if he uses Price Waterhouse Cooper like his boy c*nt Romney.


anonymous 2/21/2013 2:12:24 PM

Wanker with very little talent. Arnocorps did all this first and a million times better than Austrian dumpling machine. And you have the nerve to beg for money when you're a goddamn millionaire? You should be ashamed of yourself.


anonymous 2/21/2013 2:23:41 PM

I hear this poofter is a steroid infested freak. His squat form is shite, as well. I hope satan beats him until his SanDiego home studio is full of stink and AIDS.


anonymous 2/21/2013 4:15:34 PM

This isn't a fcking joke. Gimme Gimme Gimme - Tim


sandpaperseatbelts 2/22/2013 7:40:32 AM

It's not a joke, Carnifex vocalist Scott is urging people to contribute monies via facebook. Claiming to have recorded guests vocals on some "sick tracks bro"


anonymous 2/22/2013 8:14:00 AM

lol @ 63k for an album. dude is gonna buy a lot of protein shakes with that.


anonymous 2/22/2013 12:53:05 PM

Let's start a kickstarter to pay to have the Iron Sheik fck this guy in the ass and make him humble.


anonymous 2/26/2013 12:43:37 AM

Pay for it yourself butthole cuz your so br00tal....derp.


anonymous 5/8/2013 6:18:43 AM

Well, now we know why he needed the money (to kill his wife).





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