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Post CommentTHIS IS NOT. THIS IS NOT. THIS IS NOT... I HATE THIS.
This is not true. They got thrown in jail for heroin. And no I'm not lying
I was supposed to be on this tour and our slot was sold for 10K to his drug dealers band....soooo yea, fck Wayne Static
Static-x realizes emmure are gays, drop off tour.
Running out of hair gel does not qualify for medical reasons.
Tera Wray probably got gangbanged after the show
The first Static-X album is still good, I don't give a fck.
This tour is still dogshit though, I hope Wayne Static shares a heroin needle with Emmure douche that's tainted with aids.
http://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=OjsO-9QD724&feature=s hare
medical procedure meaning couldnt score heroin and having withdraws
Which one is the drug dealer's band? Shogun? 9Electric?
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I heard from a good source that's he's having respiratory problems, due to years of inhaling hairspray from that stupid ass haircut.
They dropped off due to pure shame and embarrassment.
Hey guys I'm new to the interwebs but lemme get this straight? I'm a fcking gay and you guys are all fcking gays? NO CARE EVER. All bands are shit except real ass death metal and TAC and maybe Gaza?
stevenglasl: Getting drugs in Flint is about as easy as finding a Starbucks in the suburbs. I lean more toward the hairspray/respiratory problems theory. And evil disco? hahaha...disco is already inherently evil
You know it's a bad tour when Emmure are the best band on the bill
THIS IS JUST IN: WAYNE STATIC RECEIVES AIDS FROM FELLOW BAND MEMBER ON TOUR; CANCELS ALL PUBLIC APPEARANCES DUE TO UNDENIABLE, GAY fun ACCUSATIONS. BUTTHURT gayS EVERYWHERE. OH THE HUMANITY
All that schlong huffing finally caught up to him. ineedsalt should be on this.
gays dropping off a gay tour with other gays because King gay needs to get a procedure to make him less of a gay.
Shares of Aquanet immediately begin to drop. Heroin is climbing though.
they had drugs sent to the flint show and the cops found out, so they went home instead of to the show and are now facing court dates.
horse vomits on Wayne static while being beheaded, injects heroin into urethra
Tripp Eisen is somewhere jerking off to Ayn Rand and thirteen year old girls, completely unaware that Static X is still a band.
Wayne Static must return to Los Angeles and prepare for some medical procedures to remedy problems that have been hampering his performance. -Why didn't he just buy some Viagra? B'dmp Chitttt
realizes they aren't heavy enough to be on tour with emmure. drops off.
Wayne probably developed vocal nodules from screaming like an idiot for all these years... That's not why they dropped though. Gotta be the heroin.
Breaking News: Crap band drops off crap tour with other crap bands!
wonder if wayne static tried to blow frankie and realized dudes dick was too small and laughed like every other chick in NYC :)
So being a fcking washed out junkie is what he needs medical procedures to fix? Hopefully its a fcking lobotomy.
You don't know which band is the dealer? Hint: there are a lot of drugdealers from Peru ;)
yo fck u guys and fck static x... yea theyre all a buncha junkys but ill nino and emmure are the absolute tightest bands that have their shit to gether more than anybody else. fck wayne static and his dirty ass wife who fcks up the show. the other bands... meh! ill nino and emmure fckin owned that shit hands down. and fck u if yer a hater..bitch
I was at the show at the Machine Shop and met Wayne and Tera after the show. Both were extremely accomodating and gave autographs and pictures. The show rocked. All you haters need to think before you speak about something you know nothing about.
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emmure should drop off this tour as well