NewsAugust 15, 2012 11:42 AM ET10,035 views

Emmure, Static-X, Ill Nino tour

Emmure has been tapped for a stint on the "Noise Revolution Tour 2012" with Static-X and Ill Nino, for which dates have begun to surface. Here's the latest (there will be more coming): 9/19 Billings, MT @ Babcock Theatre 9/22 Fargo, ND @ Venue at the Hub 9/24 Bloomington, IL @ The Castle Theatre 9/29 Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave Eagles Club

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anonymous 8/15/2012 8:47:18 AM

really? this is the shittiest dumbest tour ever. 3 bands that should all be extinct by now.

imalwaysnice 8/15/2012 8:47:23 AM

There are too many things about this that made me laugh.

anonymous 8/15/2012 8:47:32 AM

first btw ^

anonymous 8/15/2012 8:53:57 AM

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOL OLOLOLOOOLLLLL

anonymous 8/15/2012 8:58:52 AM

Holy mother of fck Batman.

anonymous 8/15/2012 8:58:59 AM

God dam i love bitches, especially when they only suck dck and wash dishes.

FrankiePalmeri 8/15/2012 9:03:09 AM

Im hella stoked.

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:06:19 AM

pure gayry

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:11:13 AM

The amount of wigger fights at these shows is going to be staggering.

MarginError 8/15/2012 9:12:58 AM

I'm impressed with how awful this tour is.

brassknuckleromance 8/15/2012 9:18:09 AM

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cgrind3000 8/15/2012 9:18:49 AM

Static-X, more like gay Sex

xburnfacex 8/15/2012 9:22:47 AM

This tour should have happened ten years ago.

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:30:54 AM

good, motionless in white is pretty decent and i will attend that tour. this is good news for the motionless in white tour, they dont have to worry about getting beatd.

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:55:18 AM

BOING

TheLoudestGuyInTheRoom 8/15/2012 9:56:33 AM

BKR pretty much summed this up

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:58:22 AM

The colossal amount of dcks being crammed into jerks on this tour will alter the earth's orbit around the fcking sun. Motherfcking damn ass piece of shit jerks are stoked.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:04:03 AM

fat irrelevant bands in fat irrelevant cities. billings MT just heard about Emmure so that should be a sick show.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:06:47 AM

People who write American History X fan fiction are stoked.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:07:33 AM

Did that kid just give that band motionless in white credit for anything besides being a sack of c-mmy misunderstood gays? Naw, that couldn't have been right.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:09:11 AM

WAYNE STATIC!!!

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:10:24 AM

I have nothing to say...

ineedsalt 8/15/2012 10:13:27 AM

i would not miss this for the world. i will go to this show, it will be like going to see carrot top in vegas, funny for all the wrong reasons

stevenglasl 8/15/2012 10:26:38 AM

will go as long as static x only plays wisconsin death trip for their set

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:50:30 AM

This must be some kind of typo.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:50:42 AM

Nu metal is where the $ and longevity is. I wouldn't be surprised if Emmure plays the gathering next year.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:50:51 AM

This is hilarious. I'm not sure whether it's worse to tour with Static-X or Motionless In White. Two of the gayest bands on earth. Ill Nino seem like chill dudes but their music is shitty. I'm amazed they are still going actually. 2001 is stoked!

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:52:45 AM

emmure should be on this

tiger 8/15/2012 10:59:18 AM

pretty awesome that Emmure is the worst thing about this tour/news

anonymous 8/15/2012 11:44:13 AM

Emmure should be on this.

OrgCore 8/15/2012 11:57:31 AM

Baroness gets in a bus accident and now this tour happens. Shitty day.

LoydChristmas 8/15/2012 12:06:09 PM

these fggts in Emmure are soooo stoked to be headlining over bands they idolized in middle school. yeeeaaaaahhhhhh ya push it...yeaaaahhhh ya push it

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:19:51 PM

haha you girls always say 'emmure should be on this' well now they are!

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:30:27 PM

Leaving a sarcastic comment on this story would be like boxing a mongoloid in a wheelchair

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:31:32 PM

*grabs my shovel*

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:39:10 PM

Franky should be on this.

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:50:28 PM

Eyeeeeeeee! Just want to sploodge c-m in your fcking face.

anonymous 8/15/2012 12:54:34 PM

wayne static is gonna involuntarily do numetal robot head while he watches frankie watch some dude suck some dude's dck. this made sense.

anonymous 8/15/2012 2:21:57 PM

Windows 98 and the winamp music player are stoked!

TheLoudestGuyInTheRoom 8/15/2012 2:27:17 PM

Just imagine an on-stage collab between these guys: the whiny vox and shitty harmonics of Emmure, combined with the disco drums of Static-X and the faux-Latin percussion of Ill Nino. Sounds like something they'd torture the terrorists with at Gitmo

anonymous 8/15/2012 2:32:41 PM

HE'S A LOSEEEERRRRR

anonymous 8/15/2012 2:38:20 PM

Some of these comments are very disturbing. Where is the report button? I feel like the mod needs to review some of the things that have been posted here.

anonymous 8/15/2012 2:50:45 PM

Some of these comments are very disturbing. Where is the report button? I feel like the mod needs to review some of the things that have been posted here. Terrible trolling.

anonymous 8/15/2012 3:02:34 PM

Yes, Emmure literally was "tapped" for this tour indeed.

anonymous 8/15/2012 3:42:18 PM

Wayne Static looks like the slim jim guy.

anonymous 8/15/2012 3:48:43 PM

limp bizkit should be on this

anonymous 8/15/2012 4:03:06 PM

After going back and listening to a Static-X song just now, I fully understand why Emmure is the way they are.

anonymous 8/15/2012 4:50:41 PM

LOL the only contact Frankie gaymeri will have with Wayne on this tour is when Wayne gives him a dirty look from the window of his large tour bus. Maybe if Frankie is lucky he will meet a guitar tech or some replacement bassist.

anonymous 8/15/2012 4:51:54 PM

This would be better if Ill Nino was from the late 90s and had half of Merauder in the band.

bees 8/15/2012 5:24:20 PM

"limp bizkit should be on this" The bizkit are too good for this tour. I don't understand how someone could make such a shitty tour, but tickets will sell out far too fast.

big_metal_al 8/15/2012 5:47:45 PM

can't believe i'm saying this, but if i went, i'd go for Emmure.

anonymous 8/15/2012 6:21:57 PM

Tour sponsor taking notes from LambGoat. Emmure should be on this

xBEARFIGHTx 8/15/2012 6:50:48 PM

Emmure is beyond STOKED!

anonymous 8/15/2012 7:57:59 PM

Frankie Palmeri is stoked as fck

anonymous 8/15/2012 9:36:02 PM

One Direction should be on this

HailRussia 8/15/2012 10:03:04 PM

What shit. Tour should be call "Piece of dog shit band tour 2012." Stupid fake metal with rap for idiots.

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:12:34 PM

Girls with ridiculously huge noses that attempt to look like Candace from WOJ are stoked.. IE "Shay"

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:27:08 PM

All the black bitches mad cuz my main bitch vanilla

anonymous 8/15/2012 10:39:14 PM

I wanna set up a camera at the entrance of one of these venues just to see the kind of people who are going to this show

blankzzz 8/15/2012 11:26:40 PM

80% of people commenting will probably be at these shows

anonymous 8/16/2012 6:47:05 AM

Will be wearing my jncos, chain wallet, invader zim shirt, and soap shoes to the show. *spikes up hair* fck you mom you can't control me! *slams bedroom door*

LoydChristmas 8/16/2012 7:46:08 AM

^lol perfect

anonymous 8/16/2012 8:02:22 AM

The Soap Shoes comment is the best!

ineedsalt 8/16/2012 9:46:12 AM

Will be wearing my jncos, chain wallet, invader zim shirt, and soap shoes to the show. *spikes up hair* fck you mom you can't control me! *slams bedroom door* WOW

anonymous 8/16/2012 12:48:41 PM

JNCOs are stoked

anonymous 8/16/2012 1:09:28 PM

lol

anonymous 8/16/2012 3:21:39 PM

Do they still make jncos?

anonymous 8/16/2012 6:22:17 PM

nobody is stoked.

anonymous 8/16/2012 7:09:51 PM

GET UP OFF THIS WISCONISN DEATH TRIP!!! DUH DUH< DUH DUDH DUDH DUH

anonymous 8/17/2012 3:22:52 AM

The only thing holding this tour back from winning worst tour EVER award Is that Bury Your Dead isn't on it . Ad them and this is the clear cut winner of worst tour EVER . Emmure should pack it in they suck , an ILL NIÑO should have stuck with Jorge Rosado on vocals 10+ years ago and they might matter today . Instead they got some horrible doosh with dreads and a nugaymetal voice and became irrelevant . fck all these bands and the people who attend the shows on this tour

anonymous 8/17/2012 4:38:29 AM

U gays need to shut up static x is Prolly the best band to hit tha sense in a long time ...eat shit

anonymous 8/17/2012 5:31:59 AM

UFO pants and Tripp pants are stoked

anonymous 8/17/2012 9:54:58 AM

Coal Chamber is rumored to be making a special guest appearance

anonymous 8/17/2012 10:22:43 AM

Ill nino is bomb, shit is nostalgic. major 90's vibe chillin sauce on this phat tour

thelovesausage 8/17/2012 12:27:06 PM

Wayne Static looks like the slim jim guy. Ding ding ding. We have a winner. Best comment I've seen in quite some time.

anonymous 8/17/2012 7:47:00 PM

Powerman 5000 is not stoked

anonymous 8/18/2012 7:35:33 AM

The Misfits are stoked.

anonymous 8/18/2012 8:23:55 AM

^ Ready to suck some dck for merch.

anonymous 8/21/2012 7:49:01 PM

Reasons to vote for Romney, harsher immigration laws(goodbye Ill Nino), more drastic measures implemented towards the war on drugs(no more shitty drugs that help spawn Static -X music), against gays(Emmure).

anonymous 8/23/2012 6:14:12 AM

Lionheart should be on this shit too




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