NewsApril 3, 2012 2:59 PM ET43,954 views

Chelsea Grin members involved in Greensboro fight

About an hour ago we were contacted by someone claiming that members of Chelsea Grin and Attila were involved in an altercation last night following a show at Greene Street in Greensboro, NC. The two bands are currently on tour together as part of The Sick Tour. This person alleges that band members "jumped" a local man, nicknamed "Cowboy," who is the singer for North Carolina band Get Rude. If you were to search Google or Twitter, you'll find a handful North Carolina locals saying things like, "Chelsea Grin beat the shit out of some guy last night because he wouldn't give them drugs?" There's also this interesting thread on Chelsea Grin's Facebook. They beat up a guy because he wouldn't give them drugs? Personally, that doesn't sound likely. Not surprisingly, members of the bands involved are saying that the rumors are completely untrue, stating that an intoxicated (on drugs and/or alcohol) man was attempting to get into their tour bus. Chelsea Grin singer Alex Koehler had the following to say via Twitter:
"For the record, I didn't fucking get arrested for trying to buy drugs you idiots... To whom it may concern, I was assaulted for REFUSING to buy drugs off some crazy fuck who was punching our bus, trying to get in... Not everything you hear is true. Think for your fucking self. It's all on camera, and I'm obviously not in jail right now for a reason."
Meanwhile, Attila stated via their Twitter account: "For the record: We had NOTHING to do with the incident in NC last night. We were all in the bar drinking. Chelsea Grin isn't at fault either." Our sources state that what Koehler claims happened is more or less accurate. Regardless, the police were indeed called, and the alleged victim was transported to a hospital via ambulance. drama Koehler and others involved were questioned regarding a possible assault. Koehler can be seen below: drama It should be noted that Koehler was NOT arrested, only apprehended. He was not taken to jail, and is not in police custody. Our best guess is that both parties involved were at fault. We know that random people like to harass bands (especially random people involved in buying, selling, or taking drugs). And when that happens, sometimes said random people get more than they bargained for, which in this case happened to be a few too many people punching the same guy. Curiously, a few Tweets from people involved in the melee seem to be disappearing, such as the one below from Volumes member Gus Farias: drama Pretend investigative journalism is exhausting.

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withoutashield 4/3/2012 12:07:12 PM

lol, shit bands fighting shit-kicking dudes over shit drugs.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:07:37 PM

Aaaaand no one gives a shit

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:07:40 PM

All I know is that the dudes from these bands hit up my band when we crossed paths on the road looking to buy drugs. Sketchy bastards.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:10:15 PM

Would have been much better news if the singer from Atilla was the person being carried away by ambulance

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:11:24 PM

why the fck do they even have a bus?

rayromano 4/3/2012 12:11:54 PM

Lol at the pic of the wackest looking cop ever!!!!

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:12:22 PM

Chelsea Grin on a bus is more of a joke that this story.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:18:35 PM

someone wanting to buy drugs is automatically sketchy? fcking weak ass stupid fcking straight edge gays.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:24:57 PM

Who gives a fck both these bands.suck c-cks anyway.

Snoopy2 4/3/2012 12:27:41 PM

Cowboy from a local act named GET RUDE gets his ass handed to him by Chelsea Grin for his aggressive door-to-door marijuana sales technique. Not a gay story whatsoever

brassknuckleromance 4/3/2012 12:30:05 PM

lol

slut 4/3/2012 12:32:00 PM

That Facebook thread is priceless. "Calling you out breh! Any time tomorrow!" "Nah I can't breh, I'm working tomorrow. Calling you out though, step the fck up" LOL

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:36:18 PM

I'm kinda shocked to see a group of outcasted metalheads/punk rock kids/whatever you wanna call them, call one another gay but yet get hurt when people are judgemental torwards them. all in all, IDGAF what happend, I just hate to see the ppl who are into the same music I'm into use hate speech.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:37:40 PM

Lol, at those gays all talking shit to eachother. The kid openly admitted he wasn't there when the brawl happened yet he starts shit like he watched it all happen. fck them and fck these bands.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:45:57 PM

https://www.facebook.com/p ages/Get-Rude/193883807294 777

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:46:33 PM

wish everyone there would have died instead, no fcking care

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:48:12 PM

I'm trying to care, its just not happening.

anonymous 4/3/2012 12:52:04 PM

GUESS WHAT I KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AND THEY WERE LOOKING FOR DRUGS BUT TRIED TO BAIL AT THE LAST SECOND AFTER HE MADE THE EFFORT TO HOOK THEM UP SO THEN HE POPPED OFF ON EM. THAT"S WHEN THEY JUMPED HIM. end of story

xfordirelifesakex 4/3/2012 12:52:52 PM

All bands mentioned/involved are pussies anyways. Is there anybody that weighs more than 112 lbs. in either Attila or Chelsea Grin?

brassknuckleromance 4/3/2012 1:03:17 PM

its funny to me, fights at shows like this are girly lil slap fights.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:04:28 PM

i just think it's hilarious that all of the people that "don't care" obviously care enough to be concerned enough about CG and Attila that they look at both band's Facebook pages, twitter accounts, and they look up blogs like this and must comment their opinions like anyone actually gives a fck. it's truly a simple process. if you don't like something or someone, then stay away from and out of it's or their business.... fckin losers, go get yourselves a job!! :)

TheLoudestGuyInTheRoom 4/3/2012 1:08:29 PM

Ehhh, none of these jerks in either band would start a fight, because it would mean they risk getting their eyeliner smudged

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:11:46 PM

"popped off"

xburnfacex 4/3/2012 1:13:02 PM

"For the record: We had NOTHING to do with the incident in NC last night. We were all in the bar drinking. Chelsea Grin isn't at fault either." How do you know they weren't if you were in the bar drinking ya fckin' dingus.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:20:16 PM

here's a video the kid posted. http://www.facebook.com/ph oto.php?v=354044451299902

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 1:23:06 PM

GET RUDE is straight up the most illest/dope/gnardoggin/mos t legit band on tha block ass shit. Ex members of KILLWHITNEYDEAD, The Demonstration, and Vanisher. SICK.PHAT.TIGHT

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:29:35 PM

All 100lbs of these guys feel super awesome/cool/hard after jumping some random bum. I've seen/been in bands where altercations like this have happened and you'll never heard about them bragging on TWITTER or Facebook about how they "punched" someone. Lolz @ all of this.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:31:33 PM

local band vocalist acting like beloved rockstar after getting jumped by metalcore bands. bitch made gay.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:34:34 PM

NC is going to get those asses. It may not happen soon, but you can believe that if those bands involved in the jumping come around again they'll get fcked up.

LoydChristmas 4/3/2012 1:38:40 PM

you're saying none of the band members are in the hospital or in jail? then who the fck cares.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:43:11 PM

Lol at all the gays running their mouths about how fcking North Carolina is so tough and is gonna kick their asses when they come back. Sorry bros but no ones buying the tough guy act.If you can't beat the shit out of these gays the first time it aint gonna happen the second time either.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:44:09 PM

Eric Salzer is a gay.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:44:38 PM

I've heard great tales of the anonymous one being able to take on ten guys at once.

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:46:27 PM

North Carolina kids are pissed? Having to play a show for those cousin fckers would cause anyone to be violent. Drop a nuke on yourselves.

ineedsalt 4/3/2012 1:48:31 PM

i care just enough to say i dont care

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:51:02 PM

Everyone is missing the most important issue ... Chelsea Grin is touring on a bus?

anonymous 4/3/2012 1:59:50 PM

which one of those shitty bands have a tour bus? fckin a

Chicken_gang_bang 4/3/2012 2:04:16 PM

Chelsea grin members are all stick figures. Obviously cowboy isn't the duke

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:05:47 PM

All of this is stupid. People are just pissed because it happened to someone that "everyone" knows. If it had happened to anyone else, no one would be going off the deep end, like they are now. Cowboy was probably drunk, like he is almost every show, and talking shit. I still love Attila. Not a huge fan of Chelsea Grin, but I highly doubt they would just "jump" someone over something so fcking dumb. Grow the fck up people and get over it.

Stupid_News_Poster 4/3/2012 2:05:52 PM

chelsea rose funeral grin.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:07:51 PM

And I also doubt that they were calling him "sage", because if I'm not mistaken, doesn't Attila have a black band member? Makes no fcking sense.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:10:33 PM

Eric Salzer is a gay

br0kenhymen 4/3/2012 2:12:42 PM

Sometimes everyone's comments on this site piss me off.. but this is a funny fcking thread. Chelsea Grin are terrible and Attila isn't much better.. and neither are good enough for a tour bus.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:17:39 PM

DONT PARTY WITH TWENTYEYES

sandpaperseatbelts 4/3/2012 2:19:05 PM

^ex members of killwhitneydead and the demonstration Two of the worst fcking acts in the history of shit metal. Which I guess is obvious since chelsea grin and attlia were headling. LOL @ everybody who's jealous shitbands have a tour bus. Also gays queer and c-cksuckers the lot of ye, hate speech is a privilege.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:20:50 PM

Can we get back to that Eric Salzer kid and how big of a gay he is?

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:21:46 PM

Who the fck is Eric Salzer?

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:22:43 PM

Obviously he is a gay. HAVE YOU NOT BEEN READING THE COMMENTS?

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:22:47 PM

I got a big old dick.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:22:56 PM

BEN HILTON SAID "ITS FUNNY HOW TOUGH EVERYONE IS WHEN THEY'RE ANONYMOUS"

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:25:42 PM

ANONYMOUSLY TOUGH.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:27:38 PM

vanflip for thalen

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:28:24 PM

breasts.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:30:48 PM

ERIC MOTHERfckING SALZER!

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:31:09 PM

SALZER 2012!

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:31:11 PM

In a bus? Guess they wanted to make sure they'd be ending the tour flat broke.. Idiots.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:32:31 PM

Cowboy Date-Rape. I was wondering when I'd see that character again.

brassknuckleromance 4/3/2012 2:33:41 PM

get rude is gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes while 10 other dudes pleasure while watching and eat their own c-m.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:34:47 PM

Eric Salzer for president. Vanflips and gays for everyonoe

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:35:25 PM

Brassknuckleromance is a gayer name than the gay stuff he said gay things about.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:35:34 PM

ERIC SALZER PLAYS COUNTERSTRIKE.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:38:14 PM

Dude...I just sucked the fattest c-ck

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:40:00 PM

Eric Salzer enjoys the show "Heroes"

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:40:01 PM

Greensboro eats a dick,CHARLOTTE OWNS THIS STATE! MOVE OUTTA THE DAMNED COWFIELD GBORO!

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:42:29 PM

There is a reason that Charlotte is called the "Queen City." I'll give you a hint, it's something to do with gays

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:46:15 PM

Some major Daddy issues going on. In the meantime, Uno anyone?

Costanzig 4/3/2012 2:48:09 PM

Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.Personally, that doesn't sound likely.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:49:44 PM

Personally, Eric Salzer doesn't sound likely.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:52:20 PM

We can play uno under a godless sky until there is a god demise. Then we can play at the gates of punishment while we listen to a resting sonata. Until then, let's just play pokemon and stop bitching. Sidenote: apparently saying "gay" makes you cool and tough. I must not have gotten that memo.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:52:53 PM

only thing good thing that's come out of nc is btbam

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:53:16 PM

lolzz, Sissy slap fight results in nothing, great story lambgoat.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:53:44 PM

only good thing*

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:53:52 PM

buffalo t-ts is a better band than chelsea grin.....as for cowboy, he can butter my bread anyday

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:56:00 PM

Cowboy is gay and black which is why he got beat up. Eric Salzer would never get beat up because he is an ace guy.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:57:50 PM

Chelsea Grin beats up a gay black guy? This is going to be worse for their career than their last album.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:58:01 PM

Eric Salzer once slayed a village of women, swam one thousand miles, and killed a full sized puma with his bare hands.

anonymous 4/3/2012 2:59:53 PM

^I read that in will ferrel's voice.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:01:31 PM

Of course you did, because Will Ferrel wrote it. With Eric Salzer's approval, of course.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:02:09 PM

I am carrying Eric salzers seed!!!

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:03:21 PM

Eric Salzer IS the seed.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:07:04 PM

I met Eric salzer once. I forced my gf to pleasure him. Our relationship has never been better. Although her crease has reeked of sulphur and brimstone ever since.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:08:19 PM

Eric Salzer was an adventurer like you, then he took an arrow in the knee.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:10:08 PM

Eric Salzer saw a UFO at the DAV hall.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:15:05 PM

Eric salzer once used his penis to put out a fire at a childrens hospital.as the kids filed out he ate them to feed the needs of his mighty phallus!

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:15:24 PM

Charlotte? HAHAHAHAHAHA! Young And In The Way ARE fckING AWFUL! QUEEN CITY SUX!

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:16:48 PM

Eat shit and die

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:17:20 PM

MORE LIKE Young and in the GAY! AMIRITE?

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:23:07 PM

QC sux? You must have never been to a Labyrinthe show.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:23:42 PM

"Wasted" Eric Salzer can pleasure your girlfriend while she gives him a bj. And he does the whole fcking thing while POUNDING Mike's Harder Lemonade.

cgrind3000 4/3/2012 3:27:57 PM

I desperately searched for a fck to give until I realized that I already used it on something of actual importance, like the amount of time my Hot Pocket needed to be in the microwave for...Oh yeah, and gayS!

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:28:47 PM

I once saw Eric Salzer piss in someones sink. When have ANY of you noobs pissed in a sink?

snoopy2 4/3/2012 3:29:35 PM

I can just imagine the scenario of chelsea grin gang beating some fat black rastafarian looking homosexual to a pulp while gang chanting THIS IS WHAT THE fck IS UP WHEN YOU fck WITH UTAH DEATHCORE!! Unbelievable gays

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:34:39 PM

all the kids on this thread are so cool. I'm very surprised i haven't heard anybody mention BACON or 'MERICA. Also, rainbow dash is best pony.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:35:41 PM

"QC sux? You must have never been to a Labyrinthe show."BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nice tight pants fellas! WORST BAND fckING EVER.Greensboro rules.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:37:41 PM

greensboro vs. charlotte show? can we PLEASEEE have this in the near future?

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:41:31 PM

Eric Salzer will destroy everybody at that show

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:42:45 PM

Charlotte would win. Plain and simple. The only thing worth noting in greensboro is Torch Runner and maybe Braveyoung.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:43:15 PM

fck that!, those RAD,QCF,RTA and DSC kids are fcking INSANE,I will happily stay in Gboro and enjoy Greene Street without 6 million crews,eat it!

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:44:09 PM

I once saw Eric Salzer pit a greensboro kid into a corner and then make him cry by being overly sexist.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:45:21 PM

In greensboro you get kicked out for saying the word "pssy". Ask Ceremony about that.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:47:07 PM

They were trying to buy drugs off everyone all fcking night!?! they had sign's at the merch. Table requesting weed. Cowboy, as we call him, was not drug, and was and has always been a good friend of everyone at Green Street, as well as working at the venue as a security guard for several years. Attila's vocalist ask him for some pot, and then proceeded to swear at him and call him racial slurs and then jumping him 10 to 1.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:47:53 PM

Cowboy is a sagegay. It's funny because he is black and gay so sagegay fits him.

anonymous 4/3/2012 3:56:21 PM

Some dumbass pissed them off and they took care of business. I don't see what needs to be reported here...

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:01:24 PM

Eric Salzer fcked up the RAD(4 Specifically), QCF, RTA, DSR AND The Carolina Rowdy Boiz houses while keep his dick in all of your mouths.

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:06:44 PM

More like don't party with TWENTY GUYS

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:20:34 PM

I fcked anonymous's mom.

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:31:12 PM

Eric Salzer would hit everyone at that show with a tombstone piledriver and then spit in faces of their girlfriends.

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:38:43 PM

Eric Salzer for President 2012 -caleb

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:48:51 PM

Didn't some taco ask Trash Talk to buy weed and got punched for it too? Already heard this one before. Kony > Eric Saucer

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:52:26 PM

The fact that this story has twice as many comments already than the HILARIOUS Bury Your Dead Eric Ellis story proves you are all a bunch of noob panty wastes.

anonymous 4/3/2012 4:54:05 PM

yo son mutha fckin QC hard core in the place reppin 2 da fullest yo fck ATILA and ChelsaeGrin dem sageaz ain't hard core dis da type shit sageaz need to realize didn't dat sagega in atila go on mtv or some bullshit cuz he was sad about bein ugly and they made him pretty and shit? yo dat sagea wuz more metal before day put them gay ass highlights in his hair. yoyo doe freal fck all y'all sageaz dis tha real up in the QC and none y'all sucka ass mutha fckas got shit to say on fckin lambgoat!

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:05:41 PM

Why would you name your band Chelsea Grin when it is composed of a bunch of bitchass Mormons who weigh a collective 125 when soaking wet?

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:23:13 PM

NC dips their chips in Eric Salzer.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 5:25:52 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa the Eric Ellis story. Yea, there were no bag of jewels involved w this one. haha good call.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 5:27:55 PM

Where the fck is the "Meshuggah did it" guy at when we need him?

m_kwd 4/3/2012 5:29:17 PM

KWD had nothing to do with this. I was drinking at home watching TV with the little lady. No time for bands like Chelsea Grin and their brethren.

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:49:53 PM

this thread got awesome. i cant remember my lambgoat login. i havent logged in since 199ERICSALZER

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:50:11 PM

dude i'm literally dying right now. i know everybody mentioned in this thread and this is all so fcking hilarious to me. greensboro is all pussies. charlotte rules. i'm from greensboro. threadflip. salzerflip.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 5:56:32 PM

This is the whole scoop https://www.facebook.com/p hoto.php?fbid=352425701460 741&set=a.208203872549592. 45408.100000799434789&type =1&theater&notif_t=photo_r eply

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:58:31 PM

i peed on eric salzer once... i mean twice. in one night.

anonymous 4/3/2012 5:59:26 PM

Chelsea Grin and Attlia are huge because all the scene girls love them. And scene girls have money to blow unlike you gays

anonymous 4/3/2012 6:16:21 PM

eric salzer: the new bastard factory

anonymous 4/3/2012 6:21:12 PM

The last time i saw Cowboy get in a fight it took about 7 people to hold him back and he still managed to knock out one of his "targets". Come at that kid one on one i would love to see that shit

anonymous 4/3/2012 6:23:49 PM

Chelsea Grin and ATTILA would fck any of you sages up.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 6:30:52 PM

Seriously guys, anyone who knows Cowboy personally from this area knows FULL well that NO ONE on this tour package would last 15 seconds with him toe to toe. Especially that little dude in the pics above. Cowboy could flip that kids ass inside out. The only reason he was taken down this once was because he had no one around and he probably was shit tossed drunk.

anonymous 4/3/2012 6:31:53 PM

Cowboy isn't hard

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 6:32:37 PM

^^^says the anonymous bitch who remains anonymous

anonymous 4/3/2012 6:37:55 PM

I doubt your name is really "who farted"

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 6:58:02 PM

Yea, but i have a picture, gay. What now, you faceless bitch. And i bet you wouldn't say that to cowboys face either, punk bitch.

anonymous 4/3/2012 7:01:05 PM

Cool facial hair you day-laboring ape.

anonymous 4/3/2012 7:08:22 PM

that's why you arrange your drug deals pre-show. avoid the guy that eats all your shit first. this whole subject should die soon.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 7:30:20 PM

Sick.Phat.Tight. I'm gonna get butthurt about an anonymous pssy with no heart shit talking on Metal/Hardcore news site. fck off, you are irrelevant.

Chicken_gang_bang 4/3/2012 7:49:54 PM

fcking lol at the at least I have a picture comment

anonymous 4/3/2012 8:06:12 PM

"An anonymous pssy with no heart.." Slow your roll, Stick To Your Guns. We get it. You have a name and a profile picture. But you're still anonymous. The internet is the internet. You have so much heart though, so no worries. Take another picture of you killing yourself.

anonymous 4/3/2012 8:10:13 PM

Andrew Mikhail is not stoked

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 8:17:38 PM

I don't get your reference bc i don't listen to "Stick to your Guns" and "slow my roll"? PSHHT!! Ok, Dywane Johnson. Obviously you aren't from around here because if you were, you wouldn't be talkin shit to me OR Cowboy like that, 'cause if you did... EMS would be scraping your head off the pavement w a spatula. So fck you, hoe. Now get your last word in and get the fck out of here. P.S. "Stick To Your Guns"<---I believe you dropped this.

Chicken_gang_bang 4/3/2012 8:47:46 PM

XwhofartedX is looking for some old west cowboy justice

ineedsalt 4/3/2012 8:54:02 PM

amazing amount of comments considering what is being discussed. slut butt? would say more but this hot plate of general tso's chicken knows its doom is imminent

Chicken_gang_bang 4/3/2012 8:54:46 PM

Did you gays ever make it to SC to beat up the gays who beat up that gay?

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 9:15:32 PM

Playing Red Dead Redemption as we speak actually, i know it's old but fuggit.

anonymous 4/3/2012 9:50:25 PM

whofarted no one can understand what you're saying you're gonna have to take cowboy's limp dick out of your mouth you c-cknibbling gay. And now to enter the captcha

anonymous 4/3/2012 10:16:25 PM

Why the fck is everyone still going on about Chelsea Grin and Atilla. Eric Salzer already slayed them.

anonymous 4/3/2012 10:31:53 PM

Emmure did it and a day to remember is stoked to be back in the spotlight.

anonymous 4/3/2012 10:32:36 PM

Eric Salzer slayed them and their whore mothers.

xwhofartedx 4/3/2012 10:33:10 PM

This asswipe again. "anonymous" I'm done giving a shit. Your shit talk is weak. I can't even stay interested w you anymore. Beat it.

anonymous 4/3/2012 10:47:21 PM

We should go Salzer dancing.

anonymous 4/3/2012 11:19:37 PM

this Eric Salzer sounds like a delightful human being, wish I could be him.

anonymous 4/3/2012 11:23:10 PM

facebook.com/heavymetalint hecarolinas ah, free publicity.

anonymous 4/4/2012 3:08:45 AM

Regardless of what it started over, It takes a band of pussies to jump a guy 10 to 1. Just sayin.

anonymous 4/4/2012 3:34:22 AM

if they weren´t on the bus were the fck else would they be?! on the top of the tourbus riding it like a cowboy?!

anonymous 4/4/2012 4:45:33 AM

X-Pac was the coolest DX member

Snoopy2 4/4/2012 6:07:04 AM

Has anyone actually seen Eric Salzer? Look at this guy. What a fcking gay. http://www.facebook.com/ma sterkiller86

anonymous 4/4/2012 6:35:56 AM

What the fck has this "Cowboy" dude done for the North Carolina scene? Sold good drugs? Being that "cool" scene black guy? Why is he a big deal?

Snoopy2 4/4/2012 6:39:40 AM

Winner http://i39.tinypic.com/1zx xk5f.jpg

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:02:42 AM

Snoopy2 confirmed for being a gay and not realizing the epicness that is Eric Salzer. You won't say it to his face gay.

xmusicislifex 4/4/2012 7:24:53 AM

everyone involved with this is a gay

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:28:45 AM

I'm sure Lambgoat is stoked about all the ad revenue they are making off this post. Almost 9,000 views oh shit! Capitalism Flip!

anonymous 4/4/2012 8:41:49 AM

Greensboro is a hot bed of band/fight drama. Anyone remember Fire When Ready getting their asses kicked? Creations used to be a great place to see various douche bag bands get their asses handed to them.

anonymous 4/4/2012 9:37:28 AM

Eric Salzer has more comments on this post than these gay bands do.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:07:17 AM

Eric Salzer died and rose from the dead three days later. We now know him as Jesus Salzerchrist.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:18:00 AM

You're all a bunch of retards. Grow up and get a life.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:22:46 AM

this thread is officially about Eric Salzer, all further posts not related to Eric Salzer are null and void.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:23:06 AM

You don't need to get a life when it comes to Eric Salzer, he has absolved our sins!

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:27:56 AM

Eric Salzerpocalypse.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:35:27 AM

Eric is my boy fck with one u will have to fck with more

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:36:17 AM

LOL NORTH CAROLINA IS A BUNCH OF COUSIN fckERS. Please go away and shut up. Ignorant piece of shit.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:46:07 AM

Eric Salzer is a goddamn gentleman and a scholar!

anonymous 4/4/2012 11:00:59 AM

eric salzar is king of the hill but a fatter version a high school dropout hitting little kids at shows.

anonymous 4/4/2012 11:03:08 AM

Eric Salzer actually graduated high school with honors and was an A/B student. The person hating is probably that Dre Baskerville kid who won't fight him.

anonymous 4/4/2012 11:26:52 AM

NORTH CAROLINA C'MON AND RAISE UP.

Costanzig 4/4/2012 11:29:45 AM

What would Eric Salzer do If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Eric Salzer'd do. When Eric Salzer was in the olympics, Skating for the gold, He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, While wearing a blind fold.

Costanzig 4/4/2012 11:30:02 AM

When Eric Salzer was in the alps, Fighting grizzly bears, He used his magical fire breath, And saved the maidens fair. So what would Eric Salzer do If he were here today, I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, That's what Eric Salzer do.

anonymous 4/4/2012 11:30:23 AM

eric is bobby hill white trash who.pees in his moms mouth because she is a jew

anonymous 4/4/2012 12:29:19 PM

Just to state this: I watched Attila ask Cowboy for fcking shrooms and acid. I was there for the fcking conversation!

anonymous 4/4/2012 12:52:35 PM

Cowboy tried to slip me roofies and then attempted to molest me. WHAT A CLASS ACT!

anonymous 4/4/2012 1:06:06 PM

chelsea grin sucks but not more than eric salazer he could pull out a golf ball from a water hose by sucking on it..cowboy got jumped like wakka flokka fro drugs p.s did i mention eric is white trash ?with john deere tractors and wacthes nascar

anonymous 4/4/2012 1:12:07 PM

eric salazer is a dirty jew

anonymous 4/4/2012 1:24:15 PM

If they had come to Charlotte instead this would've never happened....

anonymous 4/4/2012 1:59:49 PM

Is it still considered necrophilia if I killed her half a minute ago?

anonymous 4/4/2012 2:25:33 PM

Stuuuuuuuuu.....what are you doing?

anonymous 4/4/2012 2:29:13 PM

Could someone please explain to me what a "bitch made gay" is?

anonymous 4/4/2012 2:50:16 PM

Mr. Brains pork gays are delicious

LoydChristmas 4/4/2012 5:12:12 PM

anonymous2 hours agoStuuuuuuuuu.....what are you doing? ...making chocolate pudding.

anonymous 4/4/2012 6:36:53 PM

All the anonymous posts about Eric Salzer were made by Eric Salzer. -Eric Salzer

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:04:55 PM

I love Eric Salazar, I want him to have my babies. Please have my babies Eric Salazar.

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:07:54 PM

I love how all the girls defending this "Cowboy" look like 25 cent corner whores. Wahhh maybe if I tell the cHelSea GwiN how hard NC goes and how day beta not c-m back becuz erryone hates den he'll fck my loose crease!

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:07:54 PM

Chelsea Grin & Attilla two of the shittiest bands ever does anyone really listen & rep their shit they all look like a bunch of druggies, it's a shame that Volumes & FTFD has to tour with these gays

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:09:12 PM

hes ina band, must try to fckkk even do he's gay maybe muh butter face will turn him straight! fck me band guys fck meeeee. Nasty Sluts.

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:11:42 PM

Oooooooh KillWhitneyDead is talking shit? So BR00tAl go back to ripping off every other deathcore band in the scene. Here have a sample of me not giving a fck. Obviously only hopping onto this because of "likes".

anonymous 4/4/2012 7:16:16 PM

"Chelsea Grin & Attilla two of the shittiest bands ever does anyone really listen & rep their shit they all look like a bunch of druggies, it's a shame that Volumes & FTFD has to tour with these gays" Yes, obviously no one listens to them or likes either band even though Chelsea Grin has over a quarter of a million likes and Attila has over 100,000. How many does your shitty "Cowboy"s band have? Less than 500? Ooooh so scurry, better not mess with huge cracked out "Band Guys".

anonymous 4/4/2012 9:47:04 PM

Just hearing about these bands makes me laugh just van flip already

anonymous 4/4/2012 9:55:14 PM

Eric Salzer took Dorothy Mantooth out to a nice seafood dinner, and called her again.

anonymous 4/4/2012 9:56:39 PM

Just because Attila and Chelsea grin have so many likes on facebook doesn't mean they're good. Just for the record I don't like Cowboy's shitty band either. No one knows how to make real music these days.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:03:19 PM

Eric Salzer doesn't work out, his muscles build themselves out of respect.

anonymous 4/4/2012 10:45:09 PM

Didn't that Alex bitch get his jaw broken awhile back probably pulled the same shit

ImAlwaysNice 4/5/2012 5:19:23 AM

Every band mentioned in this entire thread is just awful. I wish they would have just all beaten each-other to death. Every last one of them.

anonymous 4/5/2012 6:36:10 AM

This is what happens when bands publicly state their love for drugs in the open and on social media sites..When you have band members that constantly tweet about "wake and bake" what do you expect?

therearetoomanybands 4/5/2012 8:20:42 AM

The terrorists have won. Take a look at America today. You have whiny scene bands, "auto-tune core," pornogrind, violence and fun glorified in the media and in metal, and rampant drug use. Next we'll all be wearing burqas and praying to Mecca. And they called me paranoid when i was stoking canned goods and Most Precious Blood CDs in my fallout shelter.

m_kwd 4/5/2012 10:01:48 AM

Not sure what KWD has to do with this other than Rob being a guitarist if we decide to ever play shows again, which it's been 2 years now since we have and less likely every day...yes, your prayers have been answered. hahaha.

anonymous 4/5/2012 10:09:07 AM

Our prayers were only answered because Eric Salzer allowed them to be.

blankzzz 4/5/2012 11:47:28 AM

i dunno what's worse: this shitty story or the fact these two shit bands warranted over 200 comments. get it together.

anonymous 4/5/2012 12:15:18 PM

All I know is Jason Richardson sheds, Word.

eric_fucking_salzer 4/5/2012 12:38:04 PM

SALZER 2012. Eric Salzer > xWhoFartedx

eric_fucking_salzer 4/5/2012 12:39:19 PM

I forgot: xWhoFartedx looks and talks like a fcking tool. Go put a campfire out with your face, gay. SALZER 2012.

anonymous 4/5/2012 12:49:29 PM

Eric Salzer once tried to fight every black guy in Charlotte.

anonymous 4/5/2012 2:05:44 PM

...and won.

anonymous 4/5/2012 3:01:56 PM

eric salazer for dumbass 2013

anonymous 4/5/2012 3:03:56 PM

eric salzer is a troll upon himself

anonymous 4/5/2012 3:04:57 PM

eric salzer likes tractors

asstomouth182 4/5/2012 4:57:15 PM

To anyone trying to find the actual video of the fight, I save you the time http://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=5w5YduXEXmM ....also, Salzerflip

asstomouth182 4/5/2012 4:58:15 PM

http://www.youtube.com/wat ch?v=5w5YduXEXmM sorry broken link

asstomouth182 4/5/2012 4:59:07 PM

whatever, youtubes being a bitch

xwhofartedx 4/5/2012 5:49:05 PM

eric_fcking_salzer....No matter how much shit you talk, know this, I'm looking like a tool and slaying pssy you could only dream of while your butt-fcking-ugly face is sitting in front of a computer insulting guys who slay pssy you could only dream of.

anonymous 4/5/2012 5:53:03 PM

xwhofartedx just slayed eric ^

xwhofartedx 4/5/2012 5:53:58 PM

"I love how all the girls defending this "Cowboy" look like 25 cent corner whores. Wahhh maybe if I tell the cHelSea GwiN how hard NC goes and how day beta not c-m back becuz erryone hates den he'll fck my loose crease!" I probably wouln't like this guy, but that was actually really funny.

anonymous 4/5/2012 8:42:33 PM

Who are you trying to impress, xwhofartedx? Nobody is tough on the internet. It's just not possible. People are trolling and you just keep coming back. I can't fight for shit, but I think it's hilarious that people have to get online and defend their worthless cousin fcking state or some local guy. Get the fck over it or admit that you're on the Chelsea Grin wagon.

xwhofartedx 4/5/2012 10:02:06 PM

Anonymous users strike with an opinion once again. Props for admitting you're a bitchass though. Mad respek.

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br0kenhymen 4/6/2012 12:23:10 AM

I haven't seen this many mother fcking panties bunched since Cory Brandon claimed he was God.

StrikeLastFaceFirst 4/6/2012 12:23:31 AM

Cool hat, Misfits jersey, badass plugs, badass tats, sick facial hair, probably badass lifestyle, tons of bitches, gettin' your D wet. SO MUCH RESPEK.

anonymous 4/6/2012 7:51:48 AM

I'm a different anon than the other anon but goddamn, whofarted you are a pretty huge gay. get bat rabies

anonymous 4/6/2012 12:22:27 PM

xwhofartedx isn't edge at all. Eric fcking Salzer!

anonymous 4/6/2012 12:22:58 PM

RUHSPEKK

xwhofartedx 4/6/2012 12:31:19 PM

anonymous 4 hours ago I'm a different anon than the other anon but goddamn, whofarted you are a pretty huge gay. get bat rabies Ok, was that you taking a stab @ humor? Bat rabies? Cute.

anonymous 4/6/2012 1:05:04 PM

Here is that "Cowboy" sages bands. https://www.facebook.com/p ages/Get-Rude/193883807294 777?__adt=28&__att=iframe& filter=1#!/pages/Get-Rude/ 193883807294 777

anonymous 4/7/2012 12:25:40 AM

fck you guys. I'm part of NC and want them back! >:| Unlike a majority of all these spoiled show goes, I can't afford to drive way out there to see bands. I can barely afford to go see the ones that play in Greensboro as is. >_<

anonymous 4/7/2012 5:47:10 AM

Save up more money, and listen to better bands.

anonymous 4/7/2012 5:49:41 AM

I slay pssy too.. Just not in the traditional sense.............

anonymous 4/7/2012 12:16:56 PM

the only thing Eric Salzer trolls more than Lambgoat is 15 year old jailbait scenester snatch.

anonymous 4/8/2012 10:06:09 AM

I know cowboy, and he would have had to been jumped to get his ass kicked. Saw this dude push somebody like 75 feet across a room one time

anonymous 4/8/2012 1:03:45 PM

Haha, Cowboy fcked up a couple of the dudes. If i got jumped by ten people...I'd probably be dead lol.

anonymous 4/9/2012 9:50:50 AM

Cowboy is a class A gay. He gets in coke rages an beats the fck out of whoever is around him involved or not then runs his c-ck sucker around to his "NC Family" so his bitchass has some peace of mind. So when i read this it sounded like every "fight" ive ever heard about with that motherfcker. But, this time it was his ass gettin the shit kicked out of him by an angry mob. He got what was coming.

anonymous 4/9/2012 12:03:08 PM

Chelsea Grin is my favorite jam band

anonymous 4/10/2012 11:26:01 AM

Eric Salzer invented the captcha

anonymous 4/10/2012 11:27:49 AM

Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek! Respek!

anonymous 4/19/2012 6:42:54 AM

we beat the shit out of these gays in wichita falls, texas last week on saturday. they kicked a girl in the face cause she wouldnt get drunk and fck them. so once they kicked her in the face, 30+ people all jumped on their asses. sent the guitar tech off in a stretcher. i hope they come back to texas, just so we can kick the shit out of them again.

anonymous 5/2/2012 4:18:24 PM

cowboy is a cokehead scumbag who likes to get guys fcked up and then try to fck them.he rips people off daily,jumps people all the time including girls cause he's a little bitch.no man puts his hands on a woman gay or not.most of the people even taking up for that bitch doesnt know him very well if they did they would know he got what he deserved.GETRUDE IS LAME AS fck! COWBOY IS THE FAKEST MOTHERfckER IN NC! quit embarrasing yourself and stay home ;-)

anonymous 5/3/2012 11:41:55 PM

what really happened was the guy wanted dinner and said hey ill drug you up to give me dinner or money for dinner so he went to their place and wanted food but they shot him then later they had dessert with him so he would tell this story instead of the one that really happened but idk if thats the truth i heard it from a guy that told me

anonymous 5/17/2012 10:27:16 PM

^ lolwut.

Snoopy2 5/25/2012 11:48:59 AM

thedemonstration posted 6/17/2010 on urmoshin's profile i dont know you, and had never heard of chelsea grin...but its pretty good stuff...and if you have a personal vendetta thats cool...but pretty pathetic. .but don't cross your boundaries...be careful who you call a "gay." the new band i'm in called Get Rude has a gay vocalist,

Snoopy2 5/25/2012 11:49:09 AM

(continued from above) we dont take that lightly....it's just realistic advice from me to you...hate all you want homie. like i said i checked yalls stuff out and dig it. im not a shallow immature low life.

Snoopy2 5/25/2012 11:49:36 AM

So it looks like "Get Rude" already had it out for Chelsea Grin since 2010

anonymous 1/24/2013 11:56:07 PM

sagegay.

anonymous 4/23/2013 10:58:49 AM

Alex Koehler is still a great vocalist, nonetheless.

anonymous 10/11/2013 9:07:07 PM

What the fck is it with you people and always calling people gay. What are you 12,or is that just your maturity level. Pathetic fcks obviously get no pssy, of course i don't know many "tweens" gettin laid anyway. By y'all you bitch ass loosers. Get some taste in music, and maybe you wont worry about others fcking preferences children.

anonymous 12/11/2013 6:08:06 AM

testify sistah:) I'm glad Alex isn't in jail. I would've died:p

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anonymous 2/20/2018 6:12:48 AM

chelsea grin is awesome. the guy was trying to get in their bus and they beat the living c-m out of him and he would deserve it

anonymous 9/3/2019 1:01:19 PM

I have known Cowboy for 20+ yrs and can promise you he would destroyyy those boys even if they jumped him, unless he was shitfaced I'm assuming this is fake news, my bet is he got angry and someone got scared and called the pigs in

anonymous 2/26/2020 1:43:48 AM

Nah. Cowboy went to the hospital. He didn't kick shit.

anonymous 1/27/2021 11:06:59 PM

I must say, that Alex fellow has quite a nice pair of legs...




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