Slayer recruits Exodus guitarist for tour

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Can't imagine a spider bite in Australia being much fun, be careful Gary.

Retro thrashers everywhere are gooing their ripped jeans

greasy dudes with tight black jeans and white jordan high tops everywhere are stoaked

bonded by blood

Impending doom is stoked.

1983 is stoked

these posters are stoked

The word "stoked" is stoked.

Affliction t-shirts production is going OFF in that bitch

None of these comments came so much as close to being funny. Wish Holt was filling in for King instead.

whats the deal with impending doom being stoked about everything?

Jesus is stoked

"slayer has tapped exodus guitarist" thats all i needed to know...

would rather have had freidman in on this. Not saying this is bad but there are some better choices out there.

i remember gary holt from pleasures of the flesh, mullet curls, and my 1984 ford escort

I thought for sure this would have been about how Jeff Hanneman is a fat fcker these days and can't tour because of it.

@thrashpizzazombie No kidding. Kerry king sucks dck at lead guitar