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Post CommentI was just relating to the Slayer guitar player the other day, and how there is a reason he was banned from guitar compitions in texas(always winning)-
new slayer album out 2011 titled "necrotizing fasciitis"
they need to get that dude from the acacia strain who was bitten by a spider because he can totally relate to what the band must be going through. he'd probably only be able to play 6% of the riffs though
"After not making any money last year on touring," King added, "we all agreed that we just can't let our Wives down again."
was it an... ANTHRAX INFECTION??? HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The guitarist is now recuperating at home, has already begun the process of subsequent medical procedures including dead skin masks, and is expected to make a full recovery.
This is way more metal than throwing your back out.
SLAAAAAAYERRRRRRR!!!!!! SLLAAAAAAAYYYYYERRRRRRR!!!!
They'll probably sound tighter with a fill in. Hanneman has been a mess for years now (live at least). Crappy news eitherway though.
Why couldn't this happen to King instead? King's solos suck major dck On a side note, I wouldnt be suprised if King was a 'goater
necrotizing fascitis is about a metal an infection as you can have.
Bob Larson is stoked. Maybe he'll write another book called-Satanism: The Seduction of America's Youth 2 and talk mad shit about Slayer again.
Incapacitate, fall into your fate Pain results in screams, bleed internally Years will pass before it can be cuuuuuuuuuuuured!
I would hug him so hard, and then return to my candlelight vigil with anticipation. all hail the shitty solos that define them. Get well fella!
"necrotizing fascitis is about a metal an infection as you can have." - LOL yeah. SLAYER!
I'm picturing Jeff on stage in a Spiderman Costume....
Not stoked, I've seen people die from that. Im glad to hear he's back home for recovery!
OMG D : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necrotizing_fasciitis
god's way of telling him to stop playing fcking garabage ass music in slayer
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