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Post CommentI just spit chocolate milk all over my screen!
I just spit goo all over my screen *wango tangos through Victory's headquarters*
As if Victory records couldn't get any worse these days....
lol @ every single word. I've never been so horribly embarrassed to be posting on this site. This was most likely intentional...
I smell a Emmure, Taproot, Ill Nino tour
It is the perfect blend of Hispanic flavor coupled with Rock and Metal. LOL
Hmm, I've gotta say that I do respect that they stayed around long enough for their musical output to go full circle and come back into style.. Weird..
otep, taproot, and now ill nino...what the fck is up with victory signing washed up nu metal bands??? are there even any respectable bands left on the roster?
fck tony victory for making a decent label (not since 99) become one of the biggest jokes of independent music. Bald piece of shit needs to get mugged.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and might i add HA.
"establishing Ill Nino as one of the most DJ lethal hard rock bands of the last decade."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously?! Is it 2001 again?
Looks like Earth Crisis will be on Family Values this year
I had to check the date to see if it was April 1st but it's not
These comments on here a fcking hilarious, seriously it really is '99-'01 on here. Plus limp bizkit is in the studio about to release a new album, we need Slaves on Dope and every other band from ozzfest 2000 on this...ridiculous
*waits for the Sw1tched/Ill Nino/Pulse Ultra tour announcement*
seether and drowning pool are sure to follow
this just in: KORN signs to PROSTHETIC RECORDS
Dreadlocks, Check Big Pants, Check Numetal, Engage.
"man I hope victory signs Cold next..." - James savage
ephemeral 3/17/2010 4:12:31 PM what about Relative Ash?------heeeeeell yeah! LOL
ephemeral 3/17/2010 4:12:31 PM what about Relative Ash? haha oh shit... i saw these guys at tattoo the earth in like... 99' didnt realize anyone else remembered them...
Mexicans from New Jersey? In a band called ILL nino, holy fck thats bad
Is it gonna say "Raybeez 1961-1997" on the back?
frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
a word to ill nino: victory will fck you....again and again....not that you don't deserve it. what the hell is this shit?!
i think this is the first time if lol'd just from reading a headline
victory thinks they will make money because mexicans haven't figured out what torrentz are yet
Ill Nino & Puya tour in 2010...
ill Nino, Taproot, and ESPECIALLY otep actually still do really well and that otep Victory release was Victory's biggest selling album that year. So as ridiculous as it is...this will probably do well.
These are the funniest comments of the year so far.
mexicans don't know what torrents are
victory thinks they will make money because mexicans haven't figured out what torrentz are yet....< that one made me lol pretty hard. also stoked a couple people also remember Relative Ash
Their music is infused with bisexual lyrics
I love how your all able to reference names of other "washed up" nu metal bands to take folly it really just proves how hypocrytical and pathetic you all are, if its such a fail how the fck do you know so many....Haha sad...
Haystack...shut the fck up gay. Go listen to Soulfly.
relative ash signs to relapse factory 81 signs to ferret liquid gang signs to tribunal
I met Dan Anderson, Ill Nino vocalist, in the bathroom after a show and he talked about being in one of the biggest bands in progressive/heavy music.
Sepultura > Ricky Martin > Ill Nino
The people of South America love Ill Nino and hate El Nino. Great move!
I don't give a flying fck about any numetal band you fckin queermo you know all the names you've obviously gave em a listen then diddn't you, you fckin retard.
Victory Records needs to reconsider their label name. Definitely not a "victory" here, or hardly anywhere lately.
all the victory ads on lambgoat are going to be head tilting photos of gays with bleached blond dreadlocks
clown_shoes 3/18/2010 10:53:02 PM all the victory ads on lambgoat are going to be head tilting photos of gays with bleached blond dreadlocks LOL
kids with spikey hair and ufo shorts are stoked
Somewhere out there, Adema is reuniting. LULZ
Somewhere out there, Adema is reuniting. LULZ
100th post = cooler then 1st Band sucks old school
don't know if I've laughed harder at comments
"We're totally psyched that we are now working with Victory Records. The first Ill Nino release on Victory will be brutal, angry, tribal, percussive, dark, and full of hooks!"
Quake 3/20/2010 1:23:27 PM Ill Nino van flip = 30 deaths . WIN
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