NewsMay 20, 2008 12:04 PM ET10,109 views

Tim Lambesis launches Austrian Death Machine

Official press release: When Tim Lambesis wasn't busy writing and touring with As I Lay Dying he spent his few spare moments creating music for his new side-project, Austrian Death Machine. Austrian Death Machine is fronted by Ahhnold and themed entirely on his movies, which just so happen to be some of the best and most brutal movies ever made. Just check out the track listing and artwork below to get a taste of what's to come on Austrian Death Machine's Metal Blade Records debut, Total Brutal, available everywhere July 22nd. Total Brutal track listing: 01. Hello California 02. Get to the Choppa 03. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 04. All of the Songs Sound the Same 05. I am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton 06. Come With Me if You Want to Live 07. What it's like to be a Singer at Band Practice 08. Who is Your Daddy, and What Does He Do? 09. You Have Just Been Erased 10. Broo-Tall Song Idea 11. Here is Subzero, Now Plain Zero 12. So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It 13. Screw You (Benny) 14. Why? 15. If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It 16. It's Not A Tumor 17. Not So Hidden Track A note from Tim Lambesis: "Ahhnold is the embodiment of everything brutal and stereotypically metal, so he is the perfect front-man for each of these songs that I wrote in less than an hour. If you think that shows any sort of disrespect or makes me less of a fan than you are, then I'd like to hear the entire CD you wrote in tribute to the governator. Plus, let's be honest, it came out a lot better than a lot of bands who are totally serious and practice all the time. Everything I put into my other band (As I Lay Dying) is heartfelt and full of passion. This, on the other hand, is an outlet of pure testosterone and stupidity. I hope you're ready... chances are you already know the words to every chorus, so sing along!"


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playdough_head 5/20/2008 9:11:59 AM

How gay.

jeffrey 5/20/2008 9:12:01 AM

FIRST.... didn't read

cashbasket 5/20/2008 9:19:32 AM

I'm kind of insulted that there's no "You Are One Ugly Mothafcka" on the album. Choppaflip.

boytruck 5/20/2008 9:27:54 AM

How funny and original!

TREE580 5/20/2008 9:34:19 AM

Who would care enough to be interested in this?

bkrasman 5/20/2008 9:38:20 AM

Clearly this is a joke. A funny one, but it cannot be true.

beefy 5/20/2008 9:41:13 AM

i think its actually pretty funny

Hardworlder 5/20/2008 9:52:14 AM

This is fcking stupid. Well, so is As I Lay Dying, so I'm not surprised.

pee_butt 5/20/2008 10:10:45 AM

I was sitting here thinking "who the fck is Ahhnold?" nevermind

TripleSix 5/20/2008 10:20:06 AM

I want to see a song called "The Third Rule". This will probably hug ballz anyway.

BZM 5/20/2008 10:30:11 AM

didn't arnocorp already corner this market?

bfresh 5/20/2008 10:39:12 AM

best thing he's ever done

truthsayer 5/20/2008 10:46:44 AM

You know a project's gonna suck when the artist starts defending it before it's even out.

RobertRedford 5/20/2008 10:51:36 AM

someone needs to get a more productive hobby when he has spare time

puntis 5/20/2008 10:58:28 AM

i will honestly probably track this down

withoutashield 5/20/2008 11:01:44 AM

I'm surprised no one has ever heard of ArnoCorps.. Complete rip off. -

Quesadilla 5/20/2008 11:07:56 AM

hot topic songs

Lazer_Beast 5/20/2008 11:08:00 AM

I was just about to point out ArnoCorps. Terrible rip off band from a shit head.

unforgivable 5/20/2008 11:08:16 AM

This is actually pretty funny. Everyone needs to chill

withoutashield 5/20/2008 11:08:55 AM

*clarifies* The idea is a complete rip off.. not the actual music.. Also, it is disappointing to see "Dillon... You SON OF A BITCH" wasn't one of the song titles.

hyperblast 5/20/2008 11:15:47 AM

I would have liked to see one called "Consider that a divorce"

Dead_Rabbit 5/20/2008 11:48:23 AM

what... the... fck?

johnfuckingdenver 5/20/2008 12:46:13 PM

there should definitely have been "Blow Off Some Steam, Bennet" as a song title. not enough Commando... fck this shit.

Brett_ 5/20/2008 12:47:40 PM

Oh Metal Blade.....

portslob 5/20/2008 1:08:30 PM

if this is anything like As I Lay Dying no listen/care/sucks

werebear 5/20/2008 1:08:54 PM

*jump flips through news*

little_alex_fts 5/20/2008 1:14:23 PM

i actually like this idea hahaha

xrybreadx 5/20/2008 1:15:48 PM

I can't believe MetalBlade is actually pressing this. I could understand maybe an "iTunes only" type release, but to actually put this in stores... wow.

strife 5/20/2008 1:21:53 PM

i can't believe this is coming out - how could he not research this idea - although arnocorps are not very good, they write hilarious songs .......WHATS THE MATTAH DILLAN

lordshredder 5/20/2008 1:23:07 PM

ARNOCORPS already did this idea first (but punk, not metal). Arnold is a typical roid-head brainless piece of shit when it comes to punlic office. Deport him! Tim Lambesis is also a terrible vocalist.

lordshredder 5/20/2008 1:26:11 PM

Lack of Commando: The extreme ass-kicking bloodshed is too brutal for bible-thumper Lambesis. He's busy whining about breakups and hailing George W.

homesweetrva 5/20/2008 1:38:53 PM

It sucks that there is so many other talented bands out there, that are deserving of being signed, yet money is going to be put forward to this "joke" of a band...fck the world!

Brett_ 5/20/2008 3:13:27 PM

It's cool though, Metal Blade gives bands absolutely nothing. The label pretty much survives by ripping off new bands.

alangreenspan 5/20/2008 3:40:45 PM

everyone making fun of this will inevitably check it out. It's fcking Arnold.

goddammit 5/20/2008 4:40:02 PM

All you gays ripping on this will probably love the shit out of this, you aren't fooling anyone

mtphth 5/20/2008 4:40:52 PM

I heard the record and it rules. You're all dumb.

amongdan 5/20/2008 5:50:30 PM

see you at the party, richter!

auspex 5/20/2008 8:27:28 PM

This is funny up until the point where they try to get you to buy it.

swampthang 5/20/2008 9:48:38 PM

austrian death machine = BELPHEGOR cool idea though even though comedy metal just plain sucks

CirclePitCasserole 5/21/2008 12:40:53 AM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah

thealmightyjim 5/21/2008 3:02:30 AM

Haha... I remember my friend telling me about this a long time ago. Who know it would actually happen.

thealmightyjim 5/21/2008 3:02:55 AM


Quadratik 5/21/2008 11:16:23 AM

Man, look at all the fcking haters. Dont you kids have anything better to do than fckin bash bands every damn newspost? gays. anyways, i love AILD, and this record sounds funny as hell.

hyperblast 5/21/2008 1:49:34 PM

The album cover should be Arnold and Alyssa Milano happily feeding a wild deer.

verdrinken 5/21/2008 4:15:54 PM

i think he forgot to leave out the fact that all the solos are guest solos

liunifyLOL 5/21/2008 6:31:40 PM

too bad this isnt funny

xvegeedgex 5/21/2008 10:16:58 PM

Arnold Schwarzenegger songs. YAYZ.

Dave2112 5/23/2008 8:41:55 AM

This sounds like its more about writing a solo record then writing a brutal record because this shit aint brutal..

professor_sex 5/23/2008 8:34:59 PM

pretty much throws the gayry gauntlet to the ground with a vengeance

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