Tim Lambesis launches Austrian Death Machine
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I'm kind of insulted that there's no "You Are One Ugly Mothafcka" on the album. Choppaflip.
Who would care enough to be interested in this?
Clearly this is a joke. A funny one, but it cannot be true.
This is fcking stupid. Well, so is As I Lay Dying, so I'm not surprised.
I was sitting here thinking "who the fck is Ahhnold?" nevermind
I want to see a song called "The Third Rule". This will probably hug ballz anyway.
You know a project's gonna suck when the artist starts defending it before it's even out.
someone needs to get a more productive hobby when he has spare time
I'm surprised no one has ever heard of ArnoCorps.. Complete rip off. - http://www.myspace.com/arnocorps
I was just about to point out ArnoCorps. Terrible rip off band from a shit head.
This is actually pretty funny. Everyone needs to chill
*clarifies* The idea is a complete rip off.. not the actual music.. Also, it is disappointing to see "Dillon... You SON OF A BITCH" wasn't one of the song titles.
I would have liked to see one called "Consider that a divorce"
there should definitely have been "Blow Off Some Steam, Bennet" as a song title. not enough Commando... fck this shit.
if this is anything like As I Lay Dying no listen/care/sucks
I can't believe MetalBlade is actually pressing this. I could understand maybe an "iTunes only" type release, but to actually put this in stores... wow.
i can't believe this is coming out - how could he not research this idea - although arnocorps are not very good, they write hilarious songs .......WHATS THE MATTAH DILLAN
ARNOCORPS already did this idea first (but punk, not metal). Arnold is a typical roid-head brainless piece of shit when it comes to punlic office. Deport him! Tim Lambesis is also a terrible vocalist.
Lack of Commando: The extreme ass-kicking bloodshed is too brutal for bible-thumper Lambesis. He's busy whining about breakups and hailing George W.
It sucks that there is so many other talented bands out there, that are deserving of being signed, yet money is going to be put forward to this "joke" of a band...fck the world!
It's cool though, Metal Blade gives bands absolutely nothing. The label pretty much survives by ripping off new bands.
everyone making fun of this will inevitably check it out. It's fcking Arnold.
All you gays ripping on this will probably love the shit out of this, you aren't fooling anyone
I heard the record and it rules. You're all dumb.
This is funny up until the point where they try to get you to buy it.
austrian death machine = BELPHEGOR cool idea though even though comedy metal just plain sucks
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahah
Haha... I remember my friend telling me about this a long time ago. Who know it would actually happen.
Man, look at all the fcking haters. Dont you kids have anything better to do than fckin bash bands every damn newspost? gays. anyways, i love AILD, and this record sounds funny as hell.
The album cover should be Arnold and Alyssa Milano happily feeding a wild deer.
i think he forgot to leave out the fact that all the solos are guest solos
This sounds like its more about writing a solo record then writing a brutal record because this shit aint brutal..
pretty much throws the gayry gauntlet to the ground with a vengeance