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Tucker Carlson and the Sexy M&Ms

Barbara 124 days ago

evil_hero 124 days ago
only a few years ago things like this were criticized for being too sexy. like what happened to the fox news outrage over a kids candy mascot being "sexy" in the first place

Barbara 124 days ago
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Amber 124 days ago
Pretty sure it's a funny liberal troll writing scripts to make him look ridiculous

simon_belmont 124 days ago
I can't wait until this guy ends up having to resort to some stunt where he wrestles someone or something ridiculous like that.