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posting meals. oh god. dont do it man.

I was a groomsman. Barely enjoyed it.

I've never been a groomsman. And I would've said no. But my only chance to reject that friend is to start posting meals ONLINE, OK

lol

The Real Keepers ™️ don't like cologne.

Post your wife's dd's before i can agree

carves wife has some big natties?

i mean i guess thats not that surprising considering shes gotta be 250+

It turns out she actually has a set of Fs.

Nope. She just has big boobs.

evil_hero 1 minute ago i mean i guess thats not that surprising considering shes gotta be 250+ roffff

is she under 160

She read where I said they were DDs and she corrected me. They're Fs.

Yes, she is not fat.