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withdeadhandsrising 1/23/2022 9:58:20 PM
trind hates the subplot about the dinosaurs being able to change sex in order to mate because he can't get laid no matter who he tries to be

withdeadhandsrising 1/24/2022 9:24:57 AM
behmp trind doesn't believe in dinosaurs because he's an only mildly evolved, barely sentient archean amoeba

withdeadhandsrising 1/24/2022 9:29:15 AM
trind hates the opening scene of the lost world because if any small creature is gonna attack a young girl who strayed from her parents' view, it's him.

withdeadhandsrising 1/24/2022 9:33:30 AM
trind also hates the ending of the lost world because the t. rex kills the family pet and stalks a young boy through his bedroom window, but gets to go home at the end. trind does it has to gets chased out of the village by the townsfolk.

HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 1/24/2022 9:33:57 AM
trind hates dinosaurs, his kind has evolved a long way since then! YALL SEEN PARROTS RIGHT??!?!?

withdeadhandsrising 1/24/2022 9:40:50 AM
trind hates movies in general because the seats in movie theaters always fold his frail body like a lawnchair

HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 1/24/2022 9:41:53 AM
one time he got stuck on the front row and had to look up at the screen. he went into a coma and disappeared from lambgoat for 2 whole weeks; which is like 3 years in the life of a trind.

withdeadhandsrising 1/24/2022 9:49:50 AM
the movie was spy kids

HOUSE_OF_HORSEKONNEN 1/24/2022 9:51:23 AM
HAhAHAhA