Im going to puke all pver simon-belmont today. Stand by for updates.

margaritas are very beta man

are you in Texas?

Motherf*cker said "beta"

Im drinking jalapeno margs bro. These things are spicy

ocean has fragile masculinity confirmed

Lol

Salt my rim, bro

Put some skittles in that margarita ya fairy

jalapeno margaritas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up76P4gPoak

lol rick is turning into a next level chad

we all love chad

Too bad youre not here easyhate. We could of circle jerked it 3 days in a row. A new record.

is he wearing sandals?

i don't wear sandles my names not chad but i make a mean f*cking jalapeno marg with jalapz from the gardeeen