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Blew my own back out trying to lift a keg

AnalButt 32 days ago
Get on my level

B__DAWG 32 days ago
you should take steroids

AnalButt 32 days ago
I can't swallow pills so that might be an option. My wife handed me some horse pills and said "take these"

simon_belmont 32 days ago
Have her shove them up your ass

AnalButt 32 days ago
Kegs are pretty wide though. My beer rep can lift them all day and organizes the walk in whenever he delivers shit. He's always sweating though

B__DAWG 32 days ago
Flex and hemorrhage You bloody pulp Door kicks open A little too late to beg and pray

simon_belmont 32 days ago
When I was working for a small brewery I used to have to deliver kegs out of my car all the time because a driver screwed up or whatever happened. I'm a real man.

easyhateoven 32 days ago
i read this too fast and thought it said 'i blew my own dick out...' and got excited

AnalButt 32 days ago
I don't have time to read cannibal corpse lyrics. My back hurts

B__DAWG 32 days ago
you shoud do one of those strongman competitions

B__DAWG 32 days ago
that was MISFITS lyrics. i just felt like posting them for no reason

easyhateoven 32 days ago
shove the pills up simon's ass... then mine

easyhateoven 32 days ago
B__DAWG 29 seconds ago you shoud do one of those strongman competitions lol those assholes run around with boulders n shit... f*cking dorks

B__DAWG 32 days ago
you'll blow your back out........death comes ripping!

AnalButt 32 days ago
Full kegs are way heavier than they look. My bartender was just being lazy and I wasn't that busy so when she asked me to change a keg I was ok with it. Now I can't cough or fart without excruciating pain