Blew my own back out trying to lift a keg
AnalButt 32 days ago
I can't swallow pills so that might be an option. My wife handed me some horse pills and said "take these"
AnalButt 32 days ago
Kegs are pretty wide though. My beer rep can lift them all day and organizes the walk in whenever he delivers shit. He's always sweating though
B__DAWG 32 days ago
Flex and hemorrhage
You bloody pulp
Door kicks open
A little too late to beg and pray
simon_belmont 32 days ago
When I was working for a small brewery I used to have to deliver kegs out of my car all the time because a driver screwed up or whatever happened. I'm a real man.
easyhateoven 32 days ago
i read this too fast and thought it said 'i blew my own dick out...' and got excited
easyhateoven 32 days ago
B__DAWG 29 seconds ago
you shoud do one of those strongman competitions
lol those assholes run around with boulders n shit... f*cking dorks
AnalButt 32 days ago
Full kegs are way heavier than they look. My bartender was just being lazy and I wasn't that busy so when she asked me to change a keg I was ok with it. Now I can't cough or fart without excruciating pain