my neighbor a few houses down not only has an insane amount of lights on their house, but they now have chistmas music playing outside 24/7 and its f*cking loud. im going to smash his f*cking speakers

You're not gonna do shit. You're gonna take it.

Keep Christ in Christmas

I paid them 20 bucks to do that

i sucked the dad's dick

write your congressman

your congressman

congressperson* right, slorb?

Person is specisism and exclusionary of non-human animal identifying individuals

dammit. there's no winning. thanks obama

i don't like those inflatable decorations and all that. it looks trashy. i like the simple white lights and the holly and the wreathes. very dignified and classy

like me

I hang mistletoe on my cock

i know

i didnt know there was mistletoe that small