i know who killed JFK
vagisilcreem 40 days ago
I went to elementary school with a big fat kid named Lee. One day during recess he tried to impress the class by jumping off the swings, but instead of landing on his feet he just belly flopped and started to cry. We all laughed at him.
Bortslob 40 days ago
I went to highschool with a kid named Lee, and he was way into rap and hip hop, but he also had a lisp, so everyone called him DJ Clee
His sister was a smoke show
simon_belmont 40 days ago
One time in elementary school, during read aloud, I let a fart out and the plastic chair amplified it so it sounded f*cking huge. Everyone started laughing and pointing at the kid behind me, so I joined in too. Poor bastard. I don't think his name was Lee, though.
plaguestricken 40 days ago
Lol Simon
I once snarted (sneeze/fart) during a test. Everyone knew it was me and laughed. And I just laughed with them.
What're ya gonna do, y'know?
simon_belmont 39 days ago
BigDog 6 minutes ago
I think his head just kind of did that on its own.
For years I've been trying to find a way to suck my brains in instead of blowing my brains out