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Caught two people making out in the elevator

Bortslob 23 days ago
In my building the elevator buttons suck.. you have to repeatedly press them before they work.. So I'm going to grab some lunch and I hit the down button.. the doors open up and two coworkers from a different company on another floor were in the elevator making out. They obviously didn't hit the intended button multiple times and probably started going at it.. then slobby got a show.

Inkongudunk 23 days ago
Lol *points finger* you got poor people elevator buttons!!!!!

Bortslob 23 days ago
Lol, those buttons drive me nuts. The doors close way too fast too

XDARRYLSTRAWBERRYX 23 days ago
That would've been legend if you grabbed her pussy and then quickly closed the elevator door before that little concubine got a chance to see your face.

Bortslob 23 days ago
That's assault brotha!

Bortslob 23 days ago
She was pretty good looking though

willy_wanker 23 days ago
dont people know elevators have cameras

Bortslob 23 days ago
Do they?

lurkcity 23 days ago
At my gym I've seen two dudes in the shame shower stall twice in the last two months. I hope they helped each other clean their backs.

B__DAWG 23 days ago
the great AEROSMITH has a song about this

B__DAWG 23 days ago
livin' it up when i'm going down lovin' it up til i hit the ground

AnalButt 23 days ago
I find it hard to believe that lurk goes to the gym for any other reason than scoping out the bathroom

B__DAWG 23 days ago
he doesn't look very strong, does he?

B__DAWG 23 days ago
i'd mud wrestle him

AnalButt 23 days ago
Would definitely take a 20 minute long sauna session with him