I was walking my dog and there was just a wad of cash sitting on the sidewalk.. I looked around and there was not a soul in sight, so I snagged it up. 100 even in 20s and tens.

Xander's $1OO...

Last time I found money on the ground it was a 5 dollar bill with poop smeared on it

POOP DOLLAR!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jywkVf-FdFA

You should lay some of that cash down on the Bills. When they win tonight, you'll end up with more free money.

f*ck the bills

Fair enough good sir.

the cartels gonna come looking for that money

Prepare to die

he's gonna get beheaded

RIP slorb

Was it slathered with fetanyl?

What do you think you'll buy with that cash money dude?

Booze

If it had fentanyl on it I'd probably be dead already. One of the tens had burnt edges. Definitely crack money