your momma is so fat

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she jumped up in the air and got stuck

kort 35 days ago

wow this joke really makes you think

VodkaVeins 35 days ago

Ya mama so fat when she puts on a pair of BVDs she pulls them up and they say "boulevard"

Inkongudunk 35 days ago

Yo mama so fat she thought the scale was giving it's phone number

Your momma is so fat she has her own zip code.

your momma is so fat, she uses the great wall of china as a belt

Bortslob 35 days ago

Your momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks

VodkaVeins 35 days ago

Ya mama so fat she has a kickstand on her peg leg

Your momma is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Bortslob 35 days ago

Your momma so fat she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Bortslob 35 days ago

Your momma so fat her blood type is RAGU

Your momma is so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.

your mother is so fat she really needs to go on a diet

Urkelfan666 35 days ago

Your mom's so fat the doctors took her foot

Bortslob 34 days ago

Your mommas so fat but she still doesn't want to have sex with kort