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Staring at the wall tonight Rays game tomorrow Sunday, repent for my decisions I will make after drinking all day on Sat.

I've been off of work since last Friday. I'm already f*cked up on screwdrivers

Today - work, AA, rewatch eyes of Fire Sat - AA, new sushi restaurant, family shit Sun - AA, putting together a bunch of furniture the chick bought... Ugh

I wish I could get f*cked up on screwdrivers. Lucky.

tonight - dinner with the lady tomorrow - museum then drinks/dinner sunday - farting and shitting

straightedgehack 1 hour ago I wish I could get f*cked up on screwdrivers. Lucky. Oh you can, all you need is a glass, ice, vodka and orange juice. It's like literally the easiest thing you can do, as long as you have ice, a glass and about 20 bucks

Going down to the lake with the fellas this evening to get our hogs licked by some cheap Hungarian escorts we got a deal on. Tomorrow, gonna hit the gym and then watch ufc. Sunday - relax and recoup.

This old dude at my work loves screwdrivers. And talking about the weather. He rules.

My god I'm drunk right now

Sitting on the beach. The wind is blowing like 70 miles per hour and I'm debating going in the water to piss and sober up

Just ate a plate of sausage and peppers too. Might take a dump in there too

That would be the ultimate move brother.

The sea is angry right now. I'll probably drown

My bloated corpse will wash up on shore and a bunch of turds will be slapping into me