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Drunk in Baltimore right now

Zortslob 37 days ago
Flew in last night for the Preakness… go to the hotel bar and meet this crazy redneck.. turns out he's one of Mystik Dans trainers.. introduces us to the whole team.. we were drinking with them all night.. this famous jockey Robby Albarado, wants to bang mrs. Slorb so bad.. he gave us VIP barn passes. I'm going to have to fight a jockey later today

Zortslob 37 days ago
Heading to the track in a few

straightedgehack 37 days ago
I wish I could drink.

B__DAWG 37 days ago
preakness is your weakness

B__DAWG 37 days ago
i don't know what preakness is. is that like a horse thing or something?

Zortslob 37 days ago
Yes it's a horse race

B__DAWG 37 days ago
maybe you'll see some big horse cock

simon_belmont 37 days ago
Tell him to post here

Zortslob 37 days ago
Every time I take a piss

B__DAWG 37 days ago
i've never even thought about horse racing for more than 10 seconds in my life. is it fun??

B__DAWG 37 days ago
i like the part where you watch the jockey f*ck your wife

Zortslob 37 days ago
Dude horse racing is a blast. It's a slice of Americana like none other

easyhateoven 37 days ago
sounds gay

Zortslob 37 days ago
You love gay shit!

simon_belmont 37 days ago
I like when the horse takes a big fat shit