Never trust a bitch in blue.

By seal I meant steal but it's kosher.

Tell me more

Remember when you used to get drunk and lie about stuff

I've moved for a chick and she left me high and dry. It sucks but there's absolutely nothing you can do to thwart it. Just be thankful you didn't breed with her

She a had a purpoise to seal your hard earned clams now you're stuck playing with your own starfish eh

Also; 85k is a great amount. I'm just living paycheck to paycheck; you're a good saver.

Only marry hispanic women. Facts

Terrible advice

Also. Retain ID and "domicile" in MO. Trust me

Hispanic women like family, cooking, raw wild f*ckin, and roses and chocolates with tequila

Terrible advice

Greatest thing God gave to earth was a mean ass hispanic woman with hips and ass

But also. MO is not a "community property" state. CA certainly is.

White men who have never "slayed" a Hispanic chick think they are off limits.