*logs in as ThEPrP*
withdeadhandsrising 7/11/2022 3:43:07 PM
*pulls up to alex webmaster's house*
*takes out megaphone covered in depswa and coal chamber stickers*
SUP MoMFuKKEr
THa PReZIdENt uv ThA LimP BiZkiT FaNN kLUBb ToLD mE u SoLd HiM uR DuMaZz sYte
BeZt mOvE u EvEr MaEd
BuT iF u ThYnK 4 a SeKkoNd tHiz mEenz iM dUn w/ u, U gOt aNoThEr THiNg cOmi-
*from zero - check ya ringtone plays on prepaid cell*
HuLLo?!
yA hi MoM
nO iM nOt at HoMe
WuT?!
y iZ dAd OuT LoOKin 4 mE?!
nO
nO iDk wHeR hiZ hArD mTn DeWz wEnt, LaZt tYmE i HaD 1 hE MaEd mE mOp thA kItChEnn nAekd w/ mY diKK tuKked
iM nOt BoThErIng thAt ArNoLd bOy aGaiNn, hE TrAdEd it 2 LuRkk 4 a YeAr NiKe ViP mEmbERsHiP sEw He KoOd gEt shOezz 4 hiS 17 cHiLdre-
*sees webby blowing out mrs webbys back while lurkcity farts and shouts "CRYPTO!!!!" through window*
OH SHIT
F*CK YOU
*speeds off blasting hed pe*
lurkcity 7/11/2022 5:32:17 PM
withdeadhandsrising 1 hour ago
this was a real pain in the ass to type on the phone
so you're saying you spent some time on this.
withdeadhandsrising 7/11/2022 5:45:29 PM
yeah and you spent money on lambgoat
shut the f*ck up, donkey from shrek f*cked a manatee headass
RAGINGFUCKMAN 7/11/2022 8:16:13 PM
Lurk do I need to hit you up off the board to lay down the guidelines to this because ur buds think to the mattresses means take a nap bro
iwilladapt 7/11/2022 9:09:05 PM
I lol'd hard at the original post
and again at this
withdeadhandsrising 3 hours ago
yeah and you spent money on lambgoat shut the f*ck up, donkey from shrek f*cked a manatee headass
where the hell is the lgmb_burn_unit?
SnagglePuss 7/11/2022 9:18:25 PM
withdeadhandsrising 3 hours ago
yeah and you spent money on lambgoat
This will now be the go to any time dumpy davey tries to dunk on anyone