It'll be like a normal restaurant except you sit inside of bumper cars and you get to drive them around while you eat and bump into other customers while they're eating.

All I need is a good name for the place.

I figure you'd get to the bathrooms via bumper boat in the bumper boat pool.

what about the spills? you haven't thought of the spills

Yes, I did think of that.

The food won't spill.

all food is consumed via feeding tubes

I would be afraid of stabbing myself in the back of the mouth with a fork.

suppositories

I'd go

i tried thinking of a goodname but i got nothing. i'm sorry

you'd probably just call it Bumpers, i guess. but that's not very funny

The heimlich car mover

Bump

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