within reason, i'm not ending up on a list

Yes many hello I am from very good family with many monies. Please be to come to my home where I live with no dogs and enjoy time. You will earn many rewards. Big rewards. Hurry!

tinder is so 2013.

ahem: AY-O-O-O-WOO-LA-LOOO WOOOO-LA-LOOO WOOOO-LA-LOOO WOOOO-LA-LOOO WOOOO-LA-LOOO

I paid for like a year while super drunk like 5 weeks ago and have not even got on once....

"There once was a ship that put to sea, the name of the ship was the Billy of Tea. The winds blew up, her bow dipped down, oh own my bully boys blow."

Wanna suck client cock with me? I have absolutely no STDs and a very meaty bank account. I live in SOCAL and am the perfect psychopath. You will enjoy!

Dangit autocorrect. I definitely say blow more than own.

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Tinder is already based on location, trind. Seems redundant.

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All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Lol

Sick ass names. Imagine being called like... Quintus Aurelius Augustus Octavian

Ya say the whole thing. Like a tribe called quest. A pimp named slickback