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Brittney Griner facing 10 years in Russian prison

Godfreyjones 6/27/2022 7:58:21 AM
Less than 1% of Russian criminal cases end in acquittal. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/wnba-star-brittney-griner-hearing-russian-court

skinsuit 6/27/2022 7:59:22 AM
What did she do??

Godfreyjones 6/27/2022 8:01:57 AM
For being a filthy marijuana user

theocean 6/27/2022 8:02:42 AM
she brought meat to a meat free house but the meat was a weed pen and the house was russia

thetowerofrome 6/27/2022 8:07:52 AM
Lol. What a f*cking idiotic shit country

skinsuit 6/27/2022 8:53:30 AM
Well, if you can't abide by their rules, stay the f*ck out.

theocean 6/27/2022 9:09:05 AM
handcuffed to handcuffs

B__DAWG 6/27/2022 9:11:14 AM
trinds not completely wrong for once

dayman 6/27/2022 9:21:52 AM
imagine thinking it would be cool to bring weed to russia

ej 6/27/2022 9:25:18 AM
i just don't think it's fair that russian wants us to trade war criminals or gun dealers for her. we should trade them some russian with a dui and maybe alexander ovechkin to sweeten the pot

skinsuit 6/27/2022 9:28:14 AM
lol

evil_hero 6/27/2022 9:52:00 AM
"GRAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" exclaimed the russian womens prison's cl*t wrestling champion. her beastly cl*t writhed in anticipation of some fresh meat. cowering in the corner, dreadlocks over her face, brittany griner rocked back and forth. "GRRAAHHHH!!!" the champion exclaimed again. her monstrous cl*t bulging at the seams of her prison blues. brittany lifted her face. was she... smiling?? with a muscular thud, she unleashed her cl*t from her pants. the ground shook and the bars of the cell rattled. a dozing guard opened his eyes. before he could make a move he saw a 6 foot anaconda cl*t, rippling and vascular, make its way across the cell in a flash. the snap of the champion's spine turned his stomach. we had a new champion on moskva cellblock 8

ShaolinLambKiller 6/27/2022 9:54:43 AM
good

evil_hero 6/29/2022 3:14:58 PM
"GRRRRUUUUUUUUU" the sound echoed like thunder across the courtroom. the judge recoiled in horror as brittany griners cl*tdemon grabbed the gavel and bashed the court guard in the head. the other guard reached for his revolver but it was too late. her cl*t had her same lightning fast basketball reflexes. it grabbed the revolver and emptied it into the guards head. turning toward the judge, griner's cl*t grinned in anticipation. it was feeding time....

timelordtwo 6/29/2022 3:29:00 PM
What the f*ck