You guys are trippin' Why would you not want to be Centiskorch or Goodra? Come onnn

*Picks Magikarp* *Flops around*

Splash would honestly probably be a good move in this kinda game if we're being serious.

im golden bidoof

power stone was dope

Yep.

call of duty black ops II but with fraggles. or doom but replace all the characters with drunk women and you play as ezra miller

Madden but all the characters are bullhead, shoeless and confirming with each other on the field if they remember that show at the church back in 1992 or was it 1995, maybe,I don't know, probably. Every play ends with a delay of game.

madden but lurk is the ball and you can only kick FGs

river city ransom but all the characters are lurk so you can lurktoss a lurk at a lurk and they all go "Barff" "oooof" and such, just like irl