Smart!! This shit is good as f*ck.

healthiest and best tasting fruit, next to kiwi

i'd rather eat some delicious cantaloupe

Scary how we have genetically altered these f*ckers so much that you cant even find watermelon with seeds in it anymore.

yeah we showed that stupid melon who's boss

Lol

Watermelon is definitely the best melon. Other melons ain't so great

VV is 9/10 when dropping in with common sense

the seeds are just like getting a fat watermelon nut in the mouth. some prefer it

love it

One time I got real baked and decided to put watermelon in a food dehydrator. I crossed over the metaphorical international date line between retardation and genius that night.

I put salt on watermelon.