Guns are for cowards.

Yes

Cars are for lazy bums Microwaves are for tubbos Computers are for incels

Toilet paper is for weenies

that doesn't sound right. do we need to have a conversation about wiping?

Bicycles are for losers afraid of unicycles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYGsuzYXyV4

Oh you need a second wheel to feel like a big man, huh? Redneck Bible thumping pussy.

i've never even shot a gun

That dude had 1. No gun 2. No car 3. No microwave 4. No computer 5. Toilet paper on his peepee 6. A unicycle He is the bravest most masculine man in existence

I think that's bullhead

i think i'd like to shoot a gun at least once before i die though. from a self-inflicted gunshot

you'd probably miss