Official "lurkcity death pool" thread
carveyournamein 5/12/2022 3:32:55 AM
I'm taking bets on the date that lurkcity is found no longer living.
evil_hero 5/12/2022 7:25:45 AM
i can tell you he will be eating through a tube after furnace fest. broke jaw ass MF
thetowerofrome 5/12/2022 7:59:26 AM
Hoping it's relatively soon so we can make jokes like his dweeb ass has been
thetowerofrome 5/12/2022 8:05:59 AM
In all honesty though.... I really, really want to see somebody beat his ass .... so if somebody does at a show/event plz record it if you are around . He'd probably be fake half laughing and crying at the same time while getting his teeth smashed in on the floor. That's how I invision it .
lurkcity 5/12/2022 8:24:04 AM
lol at any grown man trying to fight someone. must be a small brain thing.
that being said, eh doesnt have the height let alone reach. literally just have to put my hand on his head while he wildly swings while throwing a tantrum. because he is a child not only in size but mentally.
evil_hero 5/12/2022 8:53:59 AM
lmfao bro better get your fav meal in before furnace fest cause its gonna be smoothies and jello for you after!
Barbara 5/12/2022 9:04:16 AM
*hops out of old accord smokin zigzags*
*fills big gulp full of nacho cheese*
_steelpanda_ 5/12/2022 9:09:44 AM
Any goaters that need a place to crash for furnace fest before and after my house is open. I'll be driving each day, about an hour from here.
_steelpanda_ 5/12/2022 9:10:58 AM
Lurk you get my band to play somehow I'll let you have master bedroom for your stay. Looks like you'll need some comfort after meeting everyone at the flagpole at 3pm.
ej 5/12/2022 9:16:00 AM
panda im in but only if we can record a demo and also if you dont draw pictures of me sleeping