BENG BENG BENG https://youtu.be/mosX7L25HV8

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k3q5evDzc0U

Bas Rutten is generally hilarious, or at least good ole funny, vato.

lmao that kids gonna catch a body by 15

lol that kids like my buddies kid. he's 12 now and is on his 5th school. when my dad had cancer, i had to get him a haircut and my buddy was the barber to do the shave, and we're talkin about i and this little blockhead shrek lookin tiny bitch pops his head up from behind the bench where he was playng games on someones phone and says "BMAN (me, thats my real life gay ass nickname, so theres that) f*ck UR WHOLE FAMILY"

Never understood parents who raise kids like that.

this guy sells coke and spent 10 years in federal for that but still does it, and also he seeks out fat yuge hood rat chicks and gets them pregnant. i think he has like 15 kids, maybe more. obviously, this is great for society. one time, i stopped by to help him drive something and the neighbor kid is over at their house with this f*cking little future full fledged felon and another boy, and you hear the neighbor kid ask if he can use the bathroom and this kid says "No, if you have to poop you have to poop on the ground and then shove it back in your ass or i'm gonna f*ck you up", his dad heard it and yelled at him for saying gay shit and the neighbor kid probably never came over again. I haven't seen these people in years, but it was a wild time every time.

also one time at the barbershop ever bench had "u a bish" carved into it and the kids uncle immediately knew it was him because any time he'd be playing a game on his moms phone and a text came thru this is what the f*cking kid would reply with. i should've gotten this on video.

"No, if you have to poop you have to poop on the ground and then shove it back in your ass or i'm gonna f*ck you up" im loving this kids energy

that kid is going to be the savior of lambgoat in 6 years.

yeah get him to post here please

he had a problem with peeing his pants at night so whenever he'd pop off to the older family members they'd dead him real quick "yeah, that might be true but you piss your pants when you go to bed and they have to wrap your mattress in plastic."

my dude is a maury episode in the making

in about a year, i have one season of a sitcom with this kid one time i saw him ask to see a complete strangers goggles, some really nice ones when we were up at a lake, but off the lake and on a path for the Lehigh River. The teenager gives him the goggles to look at and the mother f*cker just turns and yeets them into the river and they were lost. one time we were standing in the kitchen having a beer and talking, me and his dad, and he tried to punch me in the nuts but missed by the smallest f*cking margin.

he also would say STOMP EM IN THE NUTS if he was around and the older cousins at parties or softball got to wrestling/slap boxing.