Divorced goats
easyhateoven 49 days ago
nothinlefttogive 10 minutes ago
Yo easyhate, I am a fantastic cook. Real talk. Come over if you're ever in the northeast!
hell yeah. i'll bring simon with me
nothinlefttogive 49 days ago
Bortslob 10 minutes ago
Did her boobs at least get way bigger?
Dude. She had some rockin' knockers. They got way bigger for a time, even after pregnancy, but now they are absolutely RUINED due to breastfeeding. Like her gut sticks out further than her tits, even after dropping 20/30 lbs. They legit look deflated & sad (just like her...lol?).
nothinlefttogive 49 days ago
lurkcity 15 minutes ago
pass
Lol nobody invited you, Lurk Lonely™, you're eatin' @ BK or KFC or whatever it is you do
nothinlefttogive 49 days ago
I promise not to fatten either of you up, easyhate (I assume you boys understand "portion control").
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
Lurk actually has a girlfriend, or significant other (species), one of them fat white bitches that puts on a bunch of make up to detract from the fact she round, round face hun, round meh body, white lady personality. Bitch does make up n shit out in the burbs west of Jacksonville.
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
bitch kind of looks like the south park version of the kardashians but she prolly got wet pussy and ass flaps
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
All you gotta do is look at the bitch and realize all the shit that feckin fraggle trash talks is such made up shit, it's funny when he posted "people irl/people on social media" when BULL of all people said he'd punch him in the head. Like bro, yer girl know you talk out yer ass like that, little fat boy?
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
Like you got a sweet, round, woman, you gonna lose her when BULL dicks your face with a fist.
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
You know them white bitches that look like they work in billing at Aspen Dental?
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
That chick looks like shes a sloppy throat demon but her peach cobbler tastes like throw up.
Xchimp_chamberX 33 days ago
I don't care about how you're doing, but I got some boys that need to saca la leche, she in the office tomorrow?